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I nearly was flattened today by an e-bike. I had to make like Keanu in The Matrix to avoid the asshole who was going at top speed and it was one of the big, heavy bikes, I would have broken all the things in my body if it didn't kill me. He ran the red light, almost getting me while I was in the crosswalk. It was so close I could practically smell him. It fucking scared me, it was such a shock I nearly burst into tears. Another e-bike rider(not an asshole) who had seen it and had stopped at the light apologized to me for the other e-biker. Shouldn't be a near death experience just to go to the dentist! Got the last part of the fitting done and the next time I go back the dentures will have teeth in them. So at least got that done.

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On the bus with the five year old I babysit playing I Spy. Kid says I spy something beige. I ask, that person's shirt? Kid giggles, no it's on you. I say but I am not wearing anything beige. Kid is super happy with himself, just having the best time with this. Kid says, it's you! Your skin is beige. Kid is laughing his little butt off. I make a dramatic scan of my arms, well look at that, I am beige! Kid loses it, you're BEIGE!

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