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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

it's is day 67 of "how are any of us even still alive".

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Aileen's avatar

I've known some really successful posts in my time. Sturdy, straight up and down, rot-resistant. In Trump's case, he's literally in the most powerful position in the world. I'd say that's pretty successful, not matter how badly he's fucking things up, which he is, on a historic, invading-Russia-in-the-winter, killing-all-the-new-world-indigenous-people-that-slash-and-burn-the-Amazon-triggering-a-mini-ice-age level.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

LOLZ, I see what you did there....

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

I will happily cling to that dream....

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

I wrote papers for intelligent-but-time-challenged people in exchange for six-packs of Schlitz Draft 16-oz bottles. LOTS of times.

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Eileen is Still Pissed's avatar

YOU WIINNN MY INTERNET TODAY!!11

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gratuitous's avatar

He also wore a brown suit and ordered orange juice with breakfast! Never forget!

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JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

*raises hand*

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

IAOIYAR

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Don't worry, after he screws the pooch at the Vatican it will just make him more pope-ular with his BASE*.

(Baboon Anus-licking Shite-Eaters if you must know)

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Krav maga was invented in the Slovakian ghettos to beat up on Nazis, so Trump better not be bringing his 'closest advisors' with him.

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Doloras Funkette's avatar

Brian Trust is FOX's new 6pm anchor.

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

I get where your going but to credit Trumpt with anything like success esp wild success is wildly overly generous-- and although unintentionally I am guessing, ignores the apparatus/apparatchik? that made him such a wild success (scuzi while I barf in my mouth) as a "businessman" and now Babby-In-Thief.

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the batshit sutras's avatar

Wouldn't it be fun if the Hebrew word for "caveman" was "Cro-MAGA"?

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thixotropic jerk's avatar

Although I find much of what Mossad has done to be at best counterproductive and at worst evil (like our own intelligence agencies) I think we would all be okay with giving Mossad a "hall pass" for some McTrumpkin "wet work."*

*please insert "with votes" as required

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