y'all gotta stop letting your kids have participation trophies and letting them get away with the whole 'reality is what i want it to be' shit, cos look where it gets you
HE knows what a blackmailer feels like. Machado Is trying to buy him off with a completely useless gesture. I'm sure the next Democrat president (if any) will hand it back to her if he/she has to send tanks to Mar-A-Lago. Or dig up his overcrowded mausoleum. He will take it with him.
"It’s like if you go to a yard sale and there’s a box of free stuff and there’s a Nobel Peace Prize in there and you say “Is this really all free?” and they say “Oh yes, we don’t need any of that anymore,” so you take home a Nobel Peace Prize and a couple of dogeared Danielle Steel novels."
Yeah, I've been to yard sales that were like that.
"Some critics have mocked Machado after she was spotted leaving the White House with the red bag.“It gets even more embarrassing for Machado….she went to the White House to give Trump her medal and left with a Trump merch bag,” a popular X account wrote.
It was not immediately clear what was inside the bag, or whether the contents were a gift from Trump. Trump has installed a “gift shop right outside installed right outside of the Oval Office.”
Doesn’t the Nobel Prize come with money, you know, like Kroner? Isn’t “Presidenta” Machada (it really is easy to rhyme Spanish!) keeping the kroner? You know, Unca Donald, ya done got played, yuk yuk yuk.
"the most unworthy loser who ever got flushed down the failure toilet in God’s people factory and accidentally ended up shooting out of a vagina on Earth." Yuppity yup.
But you don’t have the coveted 8 1/2 x 11 Certificate of Appreciation from Ft Cavasos Caisson Horse Stables for shoveling the most Horse Manure in a single quarter. That, boys and girls, must be earned. No stolen valor allowed.
Let’s not forget that the evil SOB Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize.
y'all gotta stop letting your kids have participation trophies and letting them get away with the whole 'reality is what i want it to be' shit, cos look where it gets you
I think the perfect White Elephant gift would be a copy of a Nobel.
Oval looks like Liberace's bathroom.
Minus the talent and taste.
Ta, Evan. Machado's an asshole.
Do you think anybody told her about this ahead of time, Z
?
https://bsky.app/profile/joncooper-us.bsky.social/post/3mckn3wktac23
Oh, Evan. You are my hero!
HE knows what a blackmailer feels like. Machado Is trying to buy him off with a completely useless gesture. I'm sure the next Democrat president (if any) will hand it back to her if he/she has to send tanks to Mar-A-Lago. Or dig up his overcrowded mausoleum. He will take it with him.
"It’s like if you go to a yard sale and there’s a box of free stuff and there’s a Nobel Peace Prize in there and you say “Is this really all free?” and they say “Oh yes, we don’t need any of that anymore,” so you take home a Nobel Peace Prize and a couple of dogeared Danielle Steel novels."
Yeah, I've been to yard sales that were like that.
: )
Franz Kafka had no idea how low humanity could sink into farce. No fucking idea.
"Some critics have mocked Machado after she was spotted leaving the White House with the red bag.“It gets even more embarrassing for Machado….she went to the White House to give Trump her medal and left with a Trump merch bag,” a popular X account wrote.
It was not immediately clear what was inside the bag, or whether the contents were a gift from Trump. Trump has installed a “gift shop right outside installed right outside of the Oval Office.”
https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mar%C3%ADa-corina-machado-nobel-prize-trump-red-gift-bag_n_696aa5bce4b0eee204af6df1?origin=home-latest-news-unit
Probably an autographed "TRUMP 2028" hat and a pair of those gold shoes.
Doesn’t the Nobel Prize come with money, you know, like Kroner? Isn’t “Presidenta” Machada (it really is easy to rhyme Spanish!) keeping the kroner? You know, Unca Donald, ya done got played, yuk yuk yuk.
What if Machado gave him a copy? What if the original Peace Prize is sitting safely somewhere far from the United States?
Would Chump know? Would he believe you if you told him?
Let's tell him anyway.
Well, the thing he showed off to the camera had his name on it, so obviously they created it.
"the most unworthy loser who ever got flushed down the failure toilet in God’s people factory and accidentally ended up shooting out of a vagina on Earth." Yuppity yup.
Saw that exact same thing at U-FRAME-IT!
Technically, the medal falls under the emoluments clause and he will need permission from Congress to keep it.
Not that anyone expects him to ask for it.
...or that anyone expects Congress to do fucking ANYTHING these days...
"We got Nobel Prizes, Oscars, Tonys, MTV Awards, Grammys. Any color you like. Three for the price of two."
https://bsky.app/profile/stephenlautens.bsky.social/post/3mckmrzj73c2l
collect all four, trade 'em with your friends
But you don’t have the coveted 8 1/2 x 11 Certificate of Appreciation from Ft Cavasos Caisson Horse Stables for shoveling the most Horse Manure in a single quarter. That, boys and girls, must be earned. No stolen valor allowed.