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Enter Ranting's avatar

AOC would muuuuuuuuuuuurder him in a debate!

Amy!'s avatar

There's a spit-test machine that gives results in a much shorter time. It's fairly well-known for its high rate of false negatives. I know that they demonstrated one (Predniset Gerd Bren showed it off, upside down) in the first series of "What the fuck do I know about pandemics?" back in May or so.

Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

After the interview they went out pussygrabbing together and didn’t wear masks.

Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Yes! All my negative opinions about that guy are from probably the same Deadspin article. Which as I recall was richly sourced. God I miss gawker.

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Barstool is basically sports talk for Republicans. I'm surprised Portnoy isn't on Breitbart or OANNNNNNNNNNNNN.

Rohirim36's avatar

It's a fucking travesty that show didn't get more viewership than it did. So funny.

guzzimike's avatar

But did they wear gloves?

Furiouser and furiouser's avatar

Of course! Pussies are dirty.

mappo's avatar

She's going to pull up the roses and plant a melon patch.

HogeyeGrex🌻's avatar

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Every time I hear the words “undecided voter.”

Edgar Allen Shmoe's avatar

It’s one of those love tester machines

Jon Sussex's avatar

Authentic frontier gibberish.