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AOC would muuuuuuuuuuuurder him in a debate!

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:- )!!!!!!

Hello!

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There's a spit-test machine that gives results in a much shorter time. It's fairly well-known for its high rate of false negatives. I know that they demonstrated one (Predniset Gerd Bren showed it off, upside down) in the first series of "What the fuck do I know about pandemics?" back in May or so.

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After the interview they went out pussygrabbing together and didn’t wear masks.

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Yes! All my negative opinions about that guy are from probably the same Deadspin article. Which as I recall was richly sourced. God I miss gawker.

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Barstool is basically sports talk for Republicans. I'm surprised Portnoy isn't on Breitbart or OANNNNNNNNNNNNN.

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Who?!

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It's a fucking travesty that show didn't get more viewership than it did. So funny.

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But did they wear gloves?

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For her pleasure.

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Of course! Pussies are dirty.

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She's going to pull up the roses and plant a melon patch.

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Every time I hear the words “undecided voter.”

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It’s one of those love tester machines

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Authentic frontier gibberish.

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