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He likes cake and ice cream. That's a little bit human.

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they'd be thrilled if when they got it it was full of gasoline

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the funny thing is, out of the 4 politicians trump tweeted about, 3 are the puerto rican version of republicans, and 1 is the puerto rican version of a democrat. guess which one is the democrat.

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Well, the Trump White House is about 110 dolts.

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And we could send the stink glands to Trump, telling him they promote virility.

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You've been listening outside my place, I'm guessing.

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Not true, any half-decent dog does the same.

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Isn't it the contest winner's place to dedicate a trophy?What is the orange terror trying to do here, pretend he won?

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Arent they one in the same?

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I finally heard his actual words and figured out what he was saying. (I'm a little scared that my Trump Translator is working). He didn't dedicate the trophy to Puerto Rico. He started out by saying, "Texas," then went on a word salad about PR, and lastly mentioned Florida. The trophy was not dedicated to only Puerto Rico, but to all three areas hit by the three hurricanes. What a fucking douche.

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Heh. At the next-door Walgreens an hour ago I bought two of these to go with soup. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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I'm glad to see you are engaging in some personal therapy. I hope you feel better. I know reading that makes ME feel a bit better.

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Yeah. The Goodwill store down the street has a whole bunch of old golf trophies. I should go and buy them out. That way, I can dedicate a golf trophy to people in need instead of having to go through the great inconvenience of sending thoughts and prayers to them.

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Deliberately put our troops in the path of an oncoming hurricane? That would be dangerous!

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I can only imagine the joy old folks in Puerto Rico will feel in years to come, telling kids and grandkids of their joy when the rich sociopath at a golf course in New Jersey dedicated some bullshit trophy to them as they lay in mud beside the wreckage of their home, too weak from hunger to walk.

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