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Her successor will be that little rat heckler that Jaba had.

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Salacious Crumb. That was its name.

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Trump and the RNC:

Thank you sir, may I have another?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qdFLPn30dvQ

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Gary, "“Bronzer Butt”" ....tap,tap,tap,tap......ahem....

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"Sure, she’s given him seven years of obsequiousness so thick that it would embarrass Waylon Smithers. "

Donald Duck Laughing dot Gif

https://media.tenor.com/wgfWkomHhwgAAAAi/donald-duck-laughing.gif

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Sewer weasel libelz.

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Meeting of the Republican national committee in 2026, after Don Jr and Kim Gargoyle have taken over as co-chairs.

“Thank you for coming to this meeting Donnie and Kim. I know a speak for the whole committee when I say we appreciate what you’ve done for the party. We just a few questions we were hoping you would clear up. First, can you explain the purpose of all these wire transfers to Colombia?”

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Not long ago, the RNC was directly paying Trump’s legal bills while he was busy pocketing the money from his bogus “Stop the Steal” PAC. The PAC that told donors their money would go to challenging the election results but instead went into Baby Hands’ pocket.

So, the idea that the RNC under Ronna Romney would start paying Trump’s legal bills again once he’s the official nominee is not out of the question.

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The was a suck-up Florida senator, who put forth a bill that Florida should pay his legal fees Ron DeathSantis gave her the glare of death and she pulled the bill.

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As soon as Haley drops out of the race, the RNC will pick up the legal tabs again which is why we should want/encourage her to keep running.

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Cuz Junior and Gargoyle will raise oodles of money....BWAHahahahahahahaha!

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How much did she raise that time she was offering lap dances to potential donors?

Amazingly, I did not make that up.

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Well she did work for Roger Ailes, so maybe she enjoys that sort of thing, I mean no one asked her to, she offered.

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I'll Allow it!

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That’s mildly surprising. That she was formerly married to Governor Newsom is much more shocking. Maybe that was just a nightmare I had….

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I often wonder if she was a coked out psycho when she was married to Newsom or was a more recent development? Did happen when she was at Fox and was walking naked in front of her assistants or when she started dating Dumbass Jr?

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None of this would be happening if they had given Mike Lindel the RNC job when he wanted it.

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it's a dumpster fire floating down a sewer straight into a cesspool that is also on fire

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And there are alligators in the sewer.

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And one of the alligators smiled at me.

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with lasers and shit

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I will not stand idle while the reputation and honor of sewer weasels are maligned by such baseless comparisons to Bronzer Butt!

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$55 million. In legal fees. For one repugnant man. Money they could have spent on actual campaigning, or donated to charities (lol, right). Instead, they have to use donor money to pay for Trump’s sins. How nauseating. And if they insist ALL these many legal problems are simply politically motivated attacks on a good man, why isn’t Joe Biden, who they hate, in court 4 days a week in 11 cases like Trump? Ah, because they are too virtuous to sink to our level.

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Whitewater, the White House travel office, Vince Foster, Filegate, Benghazi, butter emails. the Clinton Foundation, long-form birth certificate, brown suit. the salute, Hunter Biden's cock, fatherly financial support to Hunter Biden; sure do have a lot of goddamn grace and forbearance to thank the Party of Treason for, but are we sufficiently grateful? Just because they collectively dropped their drawers for a greedy nihilistic pig who wants to be President For Life like his role model Vladimir Putin, we mock them when we give them any attention at all, do not accord them the respect, nay, the reverence which they feel is their due. We refuse to bow down before their gold-leafed idol, but rather try to hold him accountable to the laws he swore to defend and uphold, just as if he were not A GOD https://media.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExZDNvYnQzMWI2Y2NlcHB0dXpiYTFhbWZjaHVidjM4ejFzdmx2Zjg5ciZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/FjOsaw9z4BhrW/giphy.gif

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Lawyers spend money so the trickle down effect is operational.

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"MAGA, which has the collective self-awareness of lint."

i shall chisel that in jello and nail it to my wall!

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Krystin Sinema

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She’d do it if the money was right.

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She really is "Sinema for sale".

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yegads, guilfoyle screeching all the time, NOOOOOOOOOOOO please i've already got tinnitus!

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The QAnon Cretins are going absolutely NUTS over Tucker Carlson's alleged interview with Vladimir Putin, who they consider a hero. Alleged snippets have been posted (no source, natch) and these incels are going through boxes of Kleenex faster than a senior citizen facility in February.

sorry for the imagery

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