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To be fair, the Trump administration background check consists of a single question: "Are you loyal enough to Donald Trump that you would do anything for him?"

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Fake teeth!!!

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Right now, there are more than 700,000 people waiting for a security clearance.

You know, there are about 700,000 Dreamers, as well.

How about, instead of deporting the Dreamers, we deport all the Trump nominees who have failed or deferred security clearances? This would feed the need for cruelty on the part of the MAGAts, and would keep useful Americans home, where they belong.

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Wow! Wonketteers getting employed all over the place :D

And it's Monday!

Hoorah for all y'all.

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Ummmm "transition team" is a thing?

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I also became a stooge for putin faster than half of this white house, because the other half were stooges for putin before they got there-Edward Snowden

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and of course the O.G songsters singing the same song above:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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I am sorry you have to deal with shit like this, but I am also incredibly proud of you for doing it. Your job takes a lot of endurance, and a lot of heart, or maybe that's just something special that you bring to it. Thanks.

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Thanks. It wasn't a client of mine. Her lawyer was livid, though. He said he specifically told her not to bring the kid to court.

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I hope the kid has someone reliable and safe to go to.

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he tweets it out so we can all have security clearance - a true man of the common people still in first grade -

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CPS took her, so who knows?

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You know what they say: if you're not an addict, you have lots of problems, but if you are an addict, you only have one problem: where your next fix is coming from.

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Trumpians are actually making a scandal about how Wife Beater not being granted security clearance is all Obama's fault.

Yeah.

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