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OneYieldRegular's avatar

To be fair, the Trump administration background check consists of a single question: "Are you loyal enough to Donald Trump that you would do anything for him?"

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

Fake teeth!!!

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Amy!'s avatar

Right now, there are more than 700,000 people waiting for a security clearance.

You know, there are about 700,000 Dreamers, as well.

How about, instead of deporting the Dreamers, we deport all the Trump nominees who have failed or deferred security clearances? This would feed the need for cruelty on the part of the MAGAts, and would keep useful Americans home, where they belong.

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Wow! Wonketteers getting employed all over the place :D

And it's Monday!

Hoorah for all y'all.

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Erala Contratista's avatar

Ummmm "transition team" is a thing?

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Kooolest G's avatar

I also became a stooge for putin faster than half of this white house, because the other half were stooges for putin before they got there-Edward Snowden

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BlackestNoobs's avatar

and of course the O.G songsters singing the same song above:

https://www.youtube.com/wat...

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HazooToo's avatar

I am sorry you have to deal with shit like this, but I am also incredibly proud of you for doing it. Your job takes a lot of endurance, and a lot of heart, or maybe that's just something special that you bring to it. Thanks.

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

Thanks. It wasn't a client of mine. Her lawyer was livid, though. He said he specifically told her not to bring the kid to court.

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HazooToo's avatar

I hope the kid has someone reliable and safe to go to.

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azeyote's avatar

he tweets it out so we can all have security clearance - a true man of the common people still in first grade -

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UncleTravelingMatt's avatar

CPS took her, so who knows?

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Gigglesnort's avatar

You know what they say: if you're not an addict, you have lots of problems, but if you are an addict, you only have one problem: where your next fix is coming from.

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Delu's avatar

Trumpians are actually making a scandal about how Wife Beater not being granted security clearance is all Obama's fault.

Yeah.

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