Our New "Government"Courtesy of the Republican Party
Dear Senator,
I am afraid that we are on a path for Trump to establish a Victor Orban/Hungary style dictatorship in this country. The only thing standing in his way is a concerted effort by the Republicans in the US Congress. Since you do not seem to be too particularly concerned about this, it must be that you are looking to benefit financially somehow in his kakistocracy/kleptocratic government, because it will not be what will benefit the American people. Far from it.
Every day is amateur hour for this clown show. It’s a perfect combination of arrogance, stupidity, and contempt for expertise that allows them to think they don’t need anything but their own common sense in dealing with Putin. His Russian counterparts must be laughing their asses off whenever he leaves the room.
“They’re Russian-speaking. There have been referendums where the overwhelming majority of the people have indicated that they want to be under Russian rule.”
Fuck you Dickoff. Nobody WANTS to be UNDER Russian Rule
Oh the arrogance of a mediocre, rich, white man. I mean Witkoff but that description could apply to DonOLD and almost his entire cabinet. Has no experience and doesn't think he needs a translator. Inconceivable.
Chump learned his lesson last time. Sure, he confiscated all the translator's notes after his meeting with Putin, but the intelligence agencies still debriefed the translator.
I thought his new $400 million flying carpet was already here at...
/checks notes
San Antonio, Texas!
"The luxury jet was moved five weeks ago to San Antonio International Airport, suggesting that preparations for improvements to the plane might already be underway."
Dammit, Marcie, don't forget the paddle ball game and the book of matches. Sheesh.
What’s the opposite of Meritocracy? That’s what running our country now.
The fate of mankind is in the hands of fools.
My note to my two Senators, Tillis and Budd:
Our New "Government"Courtesy of the Republican Party
Dear Senator,
I am afraid that we are on a path for Trump to establish a Victor Orban/Hungary style dictatorship in this country. The only thing standing in his way is a concerted effort by the Republicans in the US Congress. Since you do not seem to be too particularly concerned about this, it must be that you are looking to benefit financially somehow in his kakistocracy/kleptocratic government, because it will not be what will benefit the American people. Far from it.
Ta, Marcie. Well, I guess I know more Russian than Steve. Da, nyet, nastrodvya.
The way you've explained it, it couldn't be uglier...sadly.
In 2125, history professors will begin lectures on the Trump administration by writing "Dunning-Kruger Effect" on the chalkboard-of-the-future.
So how'd that Sir 24-hours-to-ceasefire-or-else deadline turn out?
Every day is amateur hour for this clown show. It’s a perfect combination of arrogance, stupidity, and contempt for expertise that allows them to think they don’t need anything but their own common sense in dealing with Putin. His Russian counterparts must be laughing their asses off whenever he leaves the room.
Don’t you just wish there was some level at which Stupid would just spontaneously explode?
I speak English I guess that means I want to be under English rule. Let's have a referendum!
I want to be under Illinois rule, because J. B. Pritzker is a hella better Governor than mine. Let's have a referendum.
“They’re Russian-speaking. There have been referendums where the overwhelming majority of the people have indicated that they want to be under Russian rule.”
Fuck you Dickoff. Nobody WANTS to be UNDER Russian Rule
When you walk into a room full of sharks and can't tell who the mark is, YOU are the mark.
"I'm not sure where I'll be on Thursday, I have so many meetings." I know, I know, but...if Joe Biden had said that...?
Oh the arrogance of a mediocre, rich, white man. I mean Witkoff but that description could apply to DonOLD and almost his entire cabinet. Has no experience and doesn't think he needs a translator. Inconceivable.
He doesn't really need a translator (who might report back). He just has to kiss the ring and say "Yes, my lord," to everything.
Chump learned his lesson last time. Sure, he confiscated all the translator's notes after his meeting with Putin, but the intelligence agencies still debriefed the translator.
Vladimir Putin
Can't stop tootin'
'cause he eats nothing but beans.
Some say there's an art
To ripping a fart
But he don't know what the word means...
(From my collection of "Songs that you can sing in Russia - once.")
I thought his new $400 million flying carpet was already here at...
/checks notes
San Antonio, Texas!
"The luxury jet was moved five weeks ago to San Antonio International Airport, suggesting that preparations for improvements to the plane might already be underway."
https://archive.is/ryrjL#selection-273.0-273.163
"It followed me home. I WANT TO KEEP IT! WHY CAN'T I KEEP IT!"
OK, Now tell me who will pay the tariff on that, hnngh?
“He’s the commander in chief. The only way he’s going to be flying on this airplane while he’s in office is if he waives a lot of these requirements.”
Oh, he's flying on that bad boy, damn security, damn safety.
FLYING PALACE!!!!!
SPIRAL STAIRCASE!!!1!
Like he can climb the staircase. He’ll get an elevator, or a solid gold escalator.