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A source said China had "costliest government cover-up of all time."

Donald. The source is Donald.

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Sources believe coronavirus outbreak originated in the parlor by Colonel Mustard with a candlestick

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I'm looking into the theory that allowing mold to grow in my bathtub will eventually produce brownies. I suspect i don't have the patience or stomach to wait a sufficient amount of time.

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Sorcerers believe coronavirus outbreak originated in a cursed artifact recovered from the dungeon beneath Castle Malvolius

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YOU CANT PROVE THAT IT WONT HAPPEN

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Does everyone think that I should get rid of my bats and armadillo looking things?

When is the risk not worth the reward?

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There was an article in Forbes yesterday (?) about the latest bill to help Americans during this economic shitstorm. Seems the Treasury trumpsucker got something in there that expands on that 2017 tax cut bullshit and ends up helping out millionaires. It mentioned hedge fund managers and real estate developers. Sorry, not sure if it's a tax break or an actual check (I was getting so angry I couldn't read anymore), but it said the average "windfall " was $1.7 million. Motherfucker has blood on his hands from ignoring the warnings and doing nothing about the virus, but you can bet your ass he's going to make money off this disaster

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I saw this article a couple weeks ago. I think the sources of this article (nebulous and weak as they are, and the author admits that) are the likely sources for Trump’s theory (but, as usual, filtered through his spongy brain after someone tried to explain it to him:

https://www.nationalreview....

It’s not a zero possibility, I guess, but Trump is grasping at any blame he can place, and what difference would it make to his defense of his mishandling off the whole thing? It wouldn’t—he’s just looking to distract with some kind of scapegoat.

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Hillary let the virus loose!

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It’s always irresponsible not to randomly speculate.

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Trump presser on mute is actually a bit funny. He sure does wave his hands a lot! And this way, I'm hearing all his *best* words clearly.

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The perfect afternoon with the poodle! https://uploads.disquscdn.c... https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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The pangolins should be kept quarantined from your iguanas and baby crocodiles. But build outdoor bat houses for the bats so they can go eat bugs.

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I love you.

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The wet market biz has basically died off so now I'm just an exotic pet owner.

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