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Merrie Mac, Libelsländerin's avatar

“Never briefed” is not the same as“didn’t read the brief” or“wasn’t paying attention during the briefing.”

These are all very different things.

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Opiwan's avatar

The demon in our SCIF was always fucking drunk and misspelled everything through the board. Took forever to interpret things...

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NorthernSaber's avatar

I think that's why they created "I-branchers." Just need a CT Chief who speaks that dialect of demon and you're good to go!

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-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

I was never briefed because any info that they may have had did not rise to that level.Aww how cute...he thinks he’s at the top of the briefing chain.

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Swampay's avatar

So.... the non-existence of the bounty payments is top secret?

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LadyWoman's avatar

I think when Trump says something is "fake" or "a hoax", the closest one can come to an explanation is that he believes nothing is REALLY illegal when Donald Trump does it; therefore, anyone investigating him for a "crime" is by default perpetrating a "hoax" because Donald Trump, by his very nature, can do no wrong. Hell, he admitted he doesn't even need to ask GOD for forgiveness because what has he ever done that needs forgiveness? If GOD's got nothing on him, what could a mere HUMAN say against him?

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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

the smoke screen isn't working as well as it used to? what a shocker.

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Khavrinen's avatar

Exactly. It makes perfect sense ... to anyone who thinks QAnon's conspiracy theories are totally logical.

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Khavrinen's avatar

"The same thing we do every night, Pinky!" The same thing he always does: Proclaim that the story is a hoax/fake, and that they are going to for-sure-really-this-time catch the dastardly villain who "leaked" it. And then count on the fact that his fuck-ups and scandals fly out of the White House at such a tremendous rate that it's highly probable it will get buried under a bazillion other stories before anyone notices that they haven't really done shit about it.

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Hazel Blumberg's avatar

Don't we find it all a bit strange that EVERYTHING is, in ITs excuse for a mind, a HOAX? IT is the hoax.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Benedict Donald stabs our Armed Forces in the back.

Good luck getting them to help you stage a coup, Donnie...

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

At this point, it would not surprise me if that were true.

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

Because white supremacism.

But you knew that already, amirite?

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Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I assume that was a deliberate misspelling of OANN. ;)

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dogfather's avatar

yes...

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vorpal's avatar

he's REALLY from the CIA!

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