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Oscar Possum's avatar

Want an alternative to Shamazon? Minocqua Brewing is building a progressive platform. The market place is up and running but they are raising funds so they can expand to carry more goods from progressive companies. Here's a link to both the kick starter campaign and the market place.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/rockethub/minocqua

https://minocquamarketplace.com/?srsltid=AfmBOoq5aN6vLHunJLImiVIe8ySPa_nb2047qFApAqTg2837T9wEKiht

kmblue187's avatar

I say the for thousandth time, if a female nominee had bawled like Kavanaugh during her hearing, she would have been immediately disqualified.

kmblue187's avatar

I hear many Dems will not attend. Trump will say their families are ashamed of them, not hardly. Perhaps he'll fall asleep on the podium or wander into complete incoherence.

kmblue187's avatar

I love my Georgia Senators, Raphael Warnock and Jon Ossoff. Feel free to commit some voter fraud to reelect Ossoff, since voter fraud is so common. (ha!)

Russell Jones's avatar

What are the chances of Ossoff hanging onto that seat this year? (I'm assuming the Georgia GOP is not fuck-all stupid enough to nominate Herschel Walker again, but may be assuming too much. :D)

kmblue187's avatar

I’ll have to take a break from my prayers to do some research!

𝕺𝖓𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖔𝖙𝖍𝖊𝖗𝖍𝖆𝖓𝖉's avatar

Was anyone else awake in the night calculating snow loads on their roof?

jltympanum's avatar

Pres. Shitzenpantz has taken to signing all his missives with the catch phrase "Thank you for your attention to this matter". But what if I paid no attention to this matter, Donald? Are you going to have me arrested and deported for failing to pay attention to your gibberish? Huh? Whatcha gonna do about it, asshole?

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

It's not just foreign goods. That is of course the immediate ramification. But it is also domestic goods that rely on foreign materials. And of course domestic producers that are unscruppulous and go gee, if those are 50 dollars now, I better mark mine up to 75 to retain my 'leet status!]

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

That would be AOT,K?

𝗨𝗦 𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀 𝗱𝗿𝗼𝗽 𝗮𝗳𝘁𝗲𝗿 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗿𝗮𝗺𝗽𝘀 𝘂𝗽 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘁𝗮𝗿𝗶𝗳𝗳𝘀 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗶𝗻𝘃𝗲𝘀𝘁𝗼𝗿𝘀 𝗱𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗽𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗻𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗹 𝗔𝗜 𝗹𝗼𝘀𝗲𝗿𝘀

https://apnews.com/article/stocks-markets-tariffs-trump-b1d3cf0b370842c305daf706f3b47405

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

Doom Sayers! They are just doom sayers remember!

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

"Are you stupid or something?"

"Stupid is as stupid does."

Please note, the President of the United States is not the plucky kid who taught The King how to dance and he did not save Lieutenant Dan in Viet Nam..... he is just very, very stupid.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

"Stupid and demented and a perv is no way to go through life, son."

Timmy's avatar

Can't wait until he is EX PREZ... and they nail him on most of it.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

1. This assumes he can speak coherently, and 2. good luck with that, Sparky.

𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽’𝘀 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝘁𝗲 𝗼𝗳 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗨𝗻𝗶𝗼𝗻 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝘀𝗲𝗲𝗸 𝘁𝗼 𝗰𝗮𝗹𝗺 𝘃𝗼𝘁𝗲𝗿𝘀’ 𝗲𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗼𝗺𝗶𝗰 𝗰𝗼𝗻𝗰𝗲𝗿𝗻𝘀 𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗮𝗱 𝗼𝗳 𝗺𝗶𝗱𝘁𝗲𝗿𝗺 𝗲𝗹𝗲𝗰𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻𝘀

https://apnews.com/article/trump-state-union-speech-economy-midterms-affordability-d31fc47a200d159a2d24833bd378ec56

Timmy's avatar

Say goodnight, Trumpy.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

"The balancing act of celebrating his whirlwind first year back in the White House while making a convincing case for his party in midterm races where he personally won’t be on the ballot is a tall order for any president. But it could prove especially delicate for Trump, given how happy he is to veer off script and ignore carefully crafted messaging."

The only balancing act he will do is to try to stay upright as he projectile vomits his tired grievances. It will be especially delicate, y'all.

jltympanum's avatar

To those attending this waste of time: Wear a raincoat and carry an umbrella, especially if you are sitting in the front rows.

tek's avatar

Trump, even heavily sedated, isn't gonna calm anybody about anything.

He just can't, that's not how he's wired.

It is always about him, you peons be damned.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He’ll make one or two actual points … five seconds in an hour long grievance rant.

Free beach's avatar

Man do they not know this guy yet!?

He’s gonna play all the hits!

He figures it’s just a big red hat rally.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

He's got some new material! Like the (all lower case) supreme court!

Free beach's avatar

Hopefully he points at them and shouts their crimes.

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

He's been studying, and he's going to show his working.

Timmy's avatar

...like ee cummings.

Except ee was occasionally interesting...

Schmannity's avatar

"Trump Predicts Supreme Court ‘Will Find a Way to Come to the Wrong Conclusion’ on Birthright Citizenship"

Could it be the 14th Amendment??

The Wanderer's avatar

Yep. Force a change to the 14A to make citizenship a grant of the State.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

talking to my 79-year-old aunt on text earlier. I'll spare you all the context

her: Things this end tend to progress albeit slowly, and I'm not good with slow. I've got yet more slut.

me: ....

her: Sorry that should read scans. I think it picked up something that was on the radio. I apologise.

me: Oh I don't know, that made me laugh! Not something one expects from one's aunt!

what the fuck was she listening to on the radio in the morning? has radio 4 changed since I've been out of blighty?

Jenuit Fracking Crisco's avatar

old people texts are one of the joys of life. I know first hand, cause hubs is the eld now and it is just delightful when he texts me. So awks, either a book or a single word, and when the autocorrect comes in to play...lord a mercy

Timmy's avatar

No way it changed for the better...

C&A Bongo Man's avatar

The Archers After Dark and Mrs Dale's Unexpurgated Diary.

FukuiSanYesOta's avatar

"and now the shipping forecast read by Diane Morgan"

Free beach's avatar

That’s hilarious!

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

𝘖𝘯𝘦 𝘰𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘮𝘢𝘪𝘯 𝘰𝘯𝘦𝘴 𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘴𝘮𝘢𝘳𝘵𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘯𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱 𝘤𝘢𝘭𝘭𝘦𝘥 𝘔𝘰𝘣𝘪𝘭𝘦 𝘍𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘪𝘧𝘺 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵 𝘣𝘰𝘵𝘩 𝘐𝘊𝘌 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘊𝘉𝘗 𝘣𝘦𝘨𝘢𝘯 𝘶𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘪𝘯 𝘔𝘢𝘺 2025. 𝘖𝘯𝘤𝘦 𝘢𝘯 𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘴 𝘢 𝘱𝘩𝘰𝘵𝘰 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘯𝘥𝘪𝘷𝘪𝘥𝘶𝘢𝘭'𝘴 𝘧𝘢𝘤𝘦, 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘢𝘱𝘱 𝘳𝘦𝘱𝘰𝘳𝘵𝘦𝘥𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘴 𝘮𝘰𝘳𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘯 200 𝘮𝘪𝘭𝘭𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘮𝘢𝘨𝘦𝘴 𝘢𝘤𝘳𝘰𝘴𝘴 𝘨𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘯𝘮𝘦𝘯𝘵 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢𝘣𝘢𝘴𝘦𝘴, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘳𝘦𝘵𝘶𝘳𝘯𝘴 𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘢 𝘪𝘯𝘤𝘭𝘶𝘥𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘢 𝘱𝘦𝘳𝘴𝘰𝘯'𝘴 𝘯𝘢𝘮𝘦, 𝘣𝘪𝘳𝘵𝘩𝘥𝘢𝘵𝘦, 𝘯𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘵𝘺, 𝘢𝘯𝘥 𝘢𝘯𝘺 𝘥𝘦𝘢𝘭𝘪𝘯𝘨𝘴 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘜𝘚 𝘪𝘮𝘮𝘪𝘨𝘳𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘯 𝘴𝘺𝘴𝘵𝘦𝘮 𝘪𝘧 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘺 𝘢𝘳𝘦𝘯'𝘵 𝘢 𝘜𝘚 𝘤𝘪𝘵𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘯.

𝗜𝗖𝗘 𝘄𝗮𝘁𝗰𝗵𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗴𝗲𝗻𝘁𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗱 𝘀𝗼𝗳𝘁𝘄𝗮𝗿𝗲 𝘁𝗼 𝘁𝗵𝗿𝗲𝗮𝘁𝗲𝗻 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗳𝗼𝗹𝗹𝗼𝘄 𝘁𝗵𝗲𝗺 𝗵𝗼𝗺𝗲

'This is a warning. We know you live right here'

https://www.theregister.com/2026/02/23/americans_sue_homeland_security_over/

Schmannity's avatar

Patriot Act was a real slippery slope

Old Flint's avatar

Anything labeled "Patriot" is going to be a full on right wing load of crap these days. I am old enough to remember when being a patriot was a positive thing, not a cover for threats to rip away your freedoms.

The Wanderer's avatar

Back then, I called it the Enabling Act.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Last night I learned that UVA's new businessdude president who was appointed by the Maga pirates that boarded the board has an 8 mil poison pill in his contract. Our new blue gov took care of the pirates at least, replacing them with centrists sure to please no one, Garland style. I guess businessdude ain't going nowhere, for normalcy or whatever. Sigh.

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Make it impossible for him to do his MAGA mission. Undermine him, replace *everyone* around him, force him to be in the office 8 hours a day, 5 days a week.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

But, but, unity! (but yes, the students and faculty will do our best. )

Bobathonic, Dingus Crusher's avatar

Thanks!

~this here Fredericksburger

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

Contracts can be challenged. Fire his ass and make him sue to collect.

Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

There's no one with the authority and the will to do so.

Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

That's too bad. Employment contract crap like this is the bane of the tech industry, also too.

tek's avatar

Huh.

𝑃𝑂𝑅𝑇𝑆𝑀𝑂𝑈𝑇𝐻, 𝑁.𝐻. — 𝐴 𝑝𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑒 𝑐𝑎𝑟𝑟𝑦𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑈𝑆 𝐼𝑚𝑚𝑖𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝐶𝑢𝑠𝑡𝑜𝑚𝑠 𝐸𝑛𝑓𝑜𝑟𝑐𝑒𝑚𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝑑𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑖𝑛𝑒𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑎𝑠 𝑠𝑡𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑃𝑜𝑟𝑡𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑢𝑡ℎ, 𝑁.𝐻., 𝑎𝑓𝑡𝑒𝑟 𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑒𝑎𝑟𝑙𝑦 𝑀𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑎𝑦 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑑 𝑎 𝑏𝑙𝑖𝑧𝑧𝑎𝑟𝑑 𝑤𝑎𝑟𝑛𝑖𝑛𝑔, 𝑎𝑐𝑐𝑜𝑟𝑑𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑡𝑜 𝑡𝑤𝑜 𝑝𝑒𝑜𝑝𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑎𝑚𝑖𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑟 𝑤𝑖𝑡ℎ 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑖𝑡𝑢𝑎𝑡𝑖𝑜𝑛.