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Jewish Death Ray libulz!

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*pushes up glasses* Well ack-tuahly, the most common depiction of Sir Terry's (GNU) Sapient Pearwood Luggage indicate that it was mobile via dozens of small feet, not tentacles. Indeed, this is a picture of a Dungeons & Dragons-type mimic, which is an amorphous shapechanging creature that attacks via pseudopods...

I hope you appreciate the preceding nerd-out in all lack of seriousness.

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How DARE YOU, SIRRAH

LOL

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You can get an eighth of flower for $15 in Denver.

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I think the only way to convince republicans to do anything about this is for joe biden to pick one house race in a very red district, maybe margie mc space laser or lauren boobert and pull all the same shit trump did. call the DOJ to have them say it was fraudulent, call the local election officials and pressure them to change the vote totals and then have an audit sponsored by michael moore to look for ballots that smell like pork rinds etc. maybe then they'll get it that all this BS might set a bad precedent

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To think that we were that close to the Troll King just overthrowing such democracy as we have and declaring himself President For Life, with almost his whole political party looking on in approval.We need to stop pretending this is just politics. Politics require that all parties respect a certain set of groundrules, with effective sanctions on those who transgress. What we are facing is a violent revolutionary movement which aims to install a demagogue as dictator, because representative government can no longer be counted on to uphold white supremacy. This isn't your normal candidate A versus candidate B, this is Catiline (or Lenin) versus the state as it is constituted. This is war, and our side better start treating it as such and stop pussyfooting around.

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Were the Chinese thermostats programmed with the software written by Hugo Chavez? I'm just asking questions here.

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'former GOP Rep. Doug "Hee Haw" Collins, now Trump's personal lawyer, '

I'm late to the party. I didn't realize Hee Haw was a former rep. How bad is his replacement?

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I imagine these meetings with the autocratic dark money donors and the patsies they convinced to do their dirty work are getting pretty intense.

Dear GQP rat-schtuppers: if you hear yourself saying 'trump's guy said it would all be taken care of', you are ipso facto about to find out, post feck-around.

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No. Stop fucking around with elections. And put those who fucked around in 2016 and 2020 in PRISON. Then start redistributing wealth through higher taxes on the rich and the rich corporations who currently pay NOTHING.

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Dear Liz Dye, this is a quibble: "cahoots-ing" is more properly "cahooting." Thank you for your work.

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We came this close. This fucking close.

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His replacement is Rep. Andrew Clyde, R-Ga., -- the guy who said Jan. 6 was no different than a bunch of tourists visiting the Capitol. THAT's how bad. ETA: and Clyde said that after *helping barricade the door to the House floor* against the mob on Jan. 6. In other words, he's either a thoroughgoing liar or a newbie who's been mortally intimidated into denying his own history, caught on film. Or maybe both.

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Thanks, Liz.These people/thugs really are The Cult That Couldn't Crime Straight, aren't they? (Thank all gods for their ineptness). The more we find out, the more astounding their magical-thinking derpitude is revealed. LOLWUT indeed.

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Start now, avoid the crowds. :/

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