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Ward From Cali's avatar

"Tom Homan, Trump’s 'Border Czar,' and what would happen if a sentient police abusJ just n.k complaint wished upon a star to become a real person..."

"Real boy," dammit! You were almost there!

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FloridaFloozy's avatar

Every single person Trump has appointed is just as bad as he is. He wants to be surrounded by people that will do the crazy ass things that he wants them to do. More importantly, he doesn't want anyone to stop him from doing the crazy ass things he comes up with. There were too many people around him last presidency that told him, "I don't think that's a good idea, Mr. President". This time he's got people that have no idea how to do their jobs, so he doesn't have to put up with anyone bothering him with pesky things like " the constitution " or "the law".

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Stephen St John's avatar

An entire administration of evil liars.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, MM. As I say every week, I'm glad it's your job, not mine, to sit through that. My job is difficult, but it's not torture.

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Lemonhead's avatar

This is why I donate to wonkette:)

"Tom Homan, Trump’s “Border Czar,” and what would happen if a sentient police abuse complaint wished upon a star to become a real person..."

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

They really are obsessed with tattoos.

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Hollysdower's avatar

I don't think I've seen this Kevin Hassett jackass before. I think he may possibly have a more punchable face than Scott Bessent.

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Stephen St John's avatar

He always has that stupid smile on his face while he lies.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

We're all breathlessly waiting for the winter, because Mr. Hassett apparently doesn't have an office anywhere in the Washington, DC area., He does all his interviews outside in front of the White House.

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Hollysdower's avatar

Maybe he can build himself a little igloo under one of those gigantic flagpoles

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Timothy M Dwyer's avatar

You made me watch that gaggle of geese honking pre-rehearsed lines of “Honk, Honk, Honk”. I know you gotta see it to believe it. But can’t you just say, “you’ve seen this shit before, we are not sadists” and let us off with say, a small nuclear exchange with Russia???

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a. diderot's avatar

I watched Jonathan Karl mop the floor with that creepy Ken Hassett, because Aaron Rupar said it was fun. I wish I could draw better. The whole time I watched Hassett, I imagined a simple pen line animation of him changing expressions, the way his eyebrows rise outward and his eyes become tiny pinpoints, or that creepy smile with the ice cold eyes he makes when he is full out lying. Perhaps the most disturbing of all is when his eyes half close and his face softens as if he just tasted the best ice cream in the world, but he is actually just saying Donald Trump's name. I was fascinated and horrified at the same time.

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littlerice vice's avatar

Here is my O/T for today! While driving in on the dirt road leading in to my shack I noticed movement. Knowing that there is a fair amount of hatching going on I stopped. There she was with three (3) little ones. RUFFED GROUSE! The RUFFLINGs were following MAMMA HEN scooting beneath pine branches. Soon the were back to heavier cover. LIFE IS GOOD!

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Whale Chowder's avatar

On Homan...

Human (paraphrased): "If they're here legally, they don't have anything to be worried about."

Why TF didn't Bash ask "Then explain to me all these documented cases of people here with legal status who have been swept up in these raids and deported already?"

Fucking malpractice if you ask me.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"Hassett tried to claim it was for 'national security . . .'”

You can't really argue about that. Can you imagine how insecure the administration of the proven rapist Trump would be if people started realizing that some courts allow fascist who violate their Constitution to be held accountable?

It would destroy the very foundation of MAGA! This cannot be allowed to stand.

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Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

"HOMAN: I want to be clear about that again, because my words were taken out of context."

"When I said that we needed a 'final solution' to our immigration problem, I just meant that once we place all those brown people in camps so they cannot clean our hotels, take care of our sick and elderly, or wash our dishes, you will never hear from them again. Why was anyone confused about that????"

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littlerice vice's avatar

So maybe HOMAN should convene another WANNSEE CONFERENCE! They might be able to make a FINAL SOLUTION after all!

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Jeff, still got my guitar's avatar

HASSETT: Well, that's not the only thing. That's not the only thing. I mean …

All those soybeans China is not buying from US farmers anymore have been replaced with Brazilian soybeans. China and Brazil are seriously dating now. Fallout from the nonsensical trade war that Dementia Don started with the world. Hassett wasn't going to mention that.

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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

Coffee? How am I supposed to afford Brazilian wax now?

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Brianna Amore's avatar

These people really do think everyone is as stupid as your typical MAGA cultist, don't they?

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counterlife's avatar

Yes, because they are as stupid as your typical MAGA cultist. They are cultists themselves.

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Brianna Amore's avatar

Morons

Are

Gaslighting

America.

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