Homan reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where the gangster Rocky's sidekick basic role seems to be to say, "Duh gee, I don't know boss". Homan is not as tall however
“We’re going to destroy their missiles, their missile launchers, their drones, sink their navy, destroy their air force. Um, we’re going to again set back their nuclear program.”
Sounds like someone realized that Grampa Assmouth claimed to have “destroyed” Iran’s nuke program 6 months ago, and is now trying to spin it as we had planned all along to continuously “set back” their progress.
"...we're going to again SET BACK their nuclear program..."
Wait, what? The same program Trump "obliterated" last summer? We're going to "set [it] back"? What the hell game are y'all playing here? It's not Battleship--we can all see that.
"CBS’s Face The Nation, Homan tried to assure viewers that ICE is totally useful and definitely assisting TSA during this GOP-caused partial DHS shutdown"
My spouse, wisely, changed the channel while Noman was on "Face the Nation" when they observed me turning RINO red out of anger and frustration when he kept repeating that the shutdown -- like all the others during or since the Fulvous Fuckwad has occupied the Oval Office -- was entirely the Dems' fault.
I guess Noman figures that the Dems caused this shutdown, and all the others, by refusing total capitulation to the irrational and illegal demands of the Ochre Ogre. I mean, if the RINOs all fell in line with the growing authoritarianism of the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains it is the Dems' unwavering patriotic duty to show unquestioning loyalty to the current regime, too.
Noman, like everyone else servicing the current regime, is as honest as a millisecond is long.
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"he failed to realize that it implies the pain caused by this shutdown could have been avoided the whole time"
I'm sorry to disagree, but disagree I must. Noman fully understood the pain being inflicted on the airlines' passengers; it was a feature, not a bug to try to make the Dems give in on ICE/CBP/HSI funding. My money's on that someone finally smashed a brick on the Corrupt Coral Coward's head, waking him up (temporarily), and forcing him to realize that all this intentional pain in order to own the libs and teach those opposed to the MAGA movie script a lesson on who's in charge is guaranteed to turn the RINO razor-thin House majority into a yuge minority, and very possibly lose the Senate, too.
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Predictions are just guesses by experts. I'm no expert, by a long shot, but here's a prediction anyway: when... sorry... if the RINOs can't get their shit together after the midterms it's pretty much a lock that the Dems will score a trifecta in Nov, 2028. If this falls out like I think, the RINOs will have to spend many years, time, and capital in order to ***try*** to regain any semblance of the people's trust that they recklessly tossed away apologizing for the Pissant Pumpkin Potentate and their rampant asshattery since 2016.
There's a nice concrete goal. Until we feel the airports are secure. Until there is no risk of anti-fascists or democrats getting all woke and resisting being searched.
OT, but in case you'd like to hear some happy nice times news for a change, I just discovered this youtube channel where the guy shared some amazing stories of happy nice times news. I guess he does it regularly? I'm frankly surprised there's that much good news in the world.
Despite these orange fuckface times, we still have to remember we live in the safest times ever in humankind. Sure, there is stupidity and stochastic violence, and we can have empathy for Gaza, but if you look at advances in medicine, sanitation, education, etc. we live better than any generation preceding. Like I always say two steps winching forward, 1.999 back.
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won or winning a war by die or dying for his country. He won it by make or making the other poor dumb bastard die or dying for his country.
Just got earwormed by several Mr. Bungle songs, one of which I played on a very weird little AM station where they let me intern in high school. 8600 watts of "Golem II: The Bionic Vapor Boy". Ah, the good old days.
Won't help against a nuke. If it's not a nuke, the president will have been moved long before a conventional threat materialises. If it's a surprise attack, he's not in the bunker anyway. What a bunch of morons.
Homan reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where the gangster Rocky's sidekick basic role seems to be to say, "Duh gee, I don't know boss". Homan is not as tall however
Nor as bright.
"We are won"
There are so many different ways to read this phrase.
“We’re going to destroy their missiles, their missile launchers, their drones, sink their navy, destroy their air force. Um, we’re going to again set back their nuclear program.”
Sounds like someone realized that Grampa Assmouth claimed to have “destroyed” Iran’s nuke program 6 months ago, and is now trying to spin it as we had planned all along to continuously “set back” their progress.
Plus, we destroyed the North Vietnamese navy and air force and still left with our tail between our legs.
I guess Trumps bone spurs kept him from learning this little nugget of history.
"M]y concern is that Iran is a revolutionary regime that’s been killing Americans by the thousands for 47 years."
Big Lie #714
No domino shall fall!
I’m sorry, I can’t comment right now; I’m dead from Iran’s revolutionary regime that has killed hundreds of thousands of Americans.
I really hate that I have to make light of an actually awful regime but then again, I regularly make light of ours.
They are awful but still have a long way to go to kill as many Americans as Trumps buddies, the Saudis on 9/11.
"...we're going to again SET BACK their nuclear program..."
Wait, what? The same program Trump "obliterated" last summer? We're going to "set [it] back"? What the hell game are y'all playing here? It's not Battleship--we can all see that.
Again Michael, thank you for your service
This way I don't have to feel like throwing things at the TV screen.
"CBS’s Face The Nation, Homan tried to assure viewers that ICE is totally useful and definitely assisting TSA during this GOP-caused partial DHS shutdown"
My spouse, wisely, changed the channel while Noman was on "Face the Nation" when they observed me turning RINO red out of anger and frustration when he kept repeating that the shutdown -- like all the others during or since the Fulvous Fuckwad has occupied the Oval Office -- was entirely the Dems' fault.
I guess Noman figures that the Dems caused this shutdown, and all the others, by refusing total capitulation to the irrational and illegal demands of the Ochre Ogre. I mean, if the RINOs all fell in line with the growing authoritarianism of the Shocking Orange ShitForBrains it is the Dems' unwavering patriotic duty to show unquestioning loyalty to the current regime, too.
Noman, like everyone else servicing the current regime, is as honest as a millisecond is long.
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"he failed to realize that it implies the pain caused by this shutdown could have been avoided the whole time"
I'm sorry to disagree, but disagree I must. Noman fully understood the pain being inflicted on the airlines' passengers; it was a feature, not a bug to try to make the Dems give in on ICE/CBP/HSI funding. My money's on that someone finally smashed a brick on the Corrupt Coral Coward's head, waking him up (temporarily), and forcing him to realize that all this intentional pain in order to own the libs and teach those opposed to the MAGA movie script a lesson on who's in charge is guaranteed to turn the RINO razor-thin House majority into a yuge minority, and very possibly lose the Senate, too.
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Predictions are just guesses by experts. I'm no expert, by a long shot, but here's a prediction anyway: when... sorry... if the RINOs can't get their shit together after the midterms it's pretty much a lock that the Dems will score a trifecta in Nov, 2028. If this falls out like I think, the RINOs will have to spend many years, time, and capital in order to ***try*** to regain any semblance of the people's trust that they recklessly tossed away apologizing for the Pissant Pumpkin Potentate and their rampant asshattery since 2016.
fnord
Very "colorful" comment!
Could someone define the word obliterated for me?
See “Massacre, Bowling Green.”
A big, scarred hole in the ground. Not unlike what used to be the East Wing.
Completely and utterly destroyed one minute and then magically reappears whenever a scare tactic is needed
Pete Hesgeth after 8 pm
nutcrusher 24/7
White House east wing.
Completely destroyed. Gone. A mess. That shit blowed up.
Like a building in Gaza.
As zd likes to say, the English language is dead. So "obliterated" can mean whatever you want it to mean!
It's pronounced oblitherazed.
> "and feel like those airports are secure."
There's a nice concrete goal. Until we feel the airports are secure. Until there is no risk of anti-fascists or democrats getting all woke and resisting being searched.
Best if they don’t travel at all, but stay in their enclaves where we can find ‘em when we need ‘em.
Feels are the objective metric
OT, but in case you'd like to hear some happy nice times news for a change, I just discovered this youtube channel where the guy shared some amazing stories of happy nice times news. I guess he does it regularly? I'm frankly surprised there's that much good news in the world.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IUjN-WPRMQ
Despite these orange fuckface times, we still have to remember we live in the safest times ever in humankind. Sure, there is stupidity and stochastic violence, and we can have empathy for Gaza, but if you look at advances in medicine, sanitation, education, etc. we live better than any generation preceding. Like I always say two steps winching forward, 1.999 back.
Life can be good.
Duh, the Iranians have been killing us with transgender migrant fentanyl litterbox caravans who fix the price of eggs!
They're radical leftists!
Why do only transgender people get to fix the price of eggs? Do they all work on poultry farms?
There’s gotta be dog eating involved somehow.
WHOA!
OT:
The stock market is on the water slide today
https://www.msn.com/en-us/money/watchlist?ocid=winp2fptaskbar&cvid=e8cf80f9515447a4f2343c88dd6bc923&ei=15&id=a1nhlh
"This war is over, we are won or winning, and we won't stop winning until the regime is defanged!"
Not exactly a Patton-like message.
''we are won?'' this from a sitting member of congress? oh righto, a member of the Guardians of Pedophiles explains everything
Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won or winning a war by die or dying for his country. He won it by make or making the other poor dumb bastard die or dying for his country.
Mike Patton, maybe.
Patton Oswald?
Just got earwormed by several Mr. Bungle songs, one of which I played on a very weird little AM station where they let me intern in high school. 8600 watts of "Golem II: The Bionic Vapor Boy". Ah, the good old days.
All your base are belong to us!
Apt.
TYVM!
Called it. They’re building a Fuhrerbunker under the New Reich Chancellery ballroom.
https://substack.com/@aaronrupar/note/c-235653051?r=udbmd&utm_medium=ios&utm_source=notes-share-action
Looks like Karoline borrowed one of Sarah Huckabee's old dresses.
tie-dyed afterbirth?
More like one of Mrs. Roper's mumus.
Won't help against a nuke. If it's not a nuke, the president will have been moved long before a conventional threat materialises. If it's a surprise attack, he's not in the bunker anyway. What a bunch of morons.
They really are ahead of schedule on his war.
The difference between a bunker and a jail cell is a welding torch.
MELANIA: "My name not Eva."
DONALD: "I don't care, do u?"
"Is not cyanide capsule!"
"Yes it is, and very stron..."
"IS BLUE!"
"That's what color they make them now..."
"IS ONE OF YOUR LITTLE DON-DON HAPPY TIME PILLS!"
"...come on. Just once more?"
"Give me gun."
Well, it being underground, once they’re all in there, a six foot tall ring of formwork and a football stadium worth of concrete should do the trick.
There was a bunker before . . .
Didn't have enough room for a heavily armed secret police force though.
or a mcdonald's franchise
We will need them to repopulate the gummint
He has no intention of ever leaving office alive.
Hes a bookkeepers son he don’t want to hurt noone
Given.
We can accommodate him with that.
"Blowtorch and corkscrew" I believe they called it....
We had a pub down the street called that, IIRC.
It was what the Marines called a happy tactic involving heavy suppressive fire, flamethrowers, and demo charges.
Sometimes you have to work to have a good day.
Well, let's make sure he leaves office {{{redacted}}}, then.
I'm fine with that, on my schedule.
If he does, New York State sentences him for those 34 live felony convictions
It seems fitting that the end of the Trump Reich will be in a bunker.
Somebody should give him a cyanide capsule and a 9mm pistol.
You gotta hide the capsule in his burnt steak, like a dog.
Tell me more about hiding a dog in a burnt steak!
You leave the doggos out of this!
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Linus!!
I feel side-eyed for sure now.
I am contrite.
😹
And not a bunker he can hand wedge himself out of.
The old bunker wasn't good enough for him?
Well, they demolished it. The old White House bunker was under the East Wing.
Not enough fake gold.
Nothing a GBU-57 couldn't crack. (We can always use a nuke.)
Old school Dirty Dozen it.
MOAB
Mother of all bombs for the Master of All Bastards.
B/c he's planning on not leaving.
Occam's fucking razor, man.
Only the derps in this country don't see it.
What, he's just going to hole up in his bunker and refuse to come out when his term ends?
Or he will retreat there when it's clear he won't leave the White House.
He's a whack job and a sociopathic maniac.
Cool, then once they’re in there we can just seal the thing off and be done with it..
Air gap. Heck, vacuum gap.
It's a Trump overseen construction. It should be easy enough to get it condemned. No going in or out.
For sure it won't have a working sprinkler system.
After he's in there, enough people will piss on it that it won't need one.
Now that right there, that is a plan!
Lucky for us he’ll be dead soon. Narcissists can’t comprehend a world without them.
And that's scary as fuck when the narcissist in question has nukes at his disposal.
I'm sorry. He needs taken out by any means necessary at this point. He's a maniac.
Who are you telling?
Everyone. XD
Get a bunker buster.
Better hurry up
I don't think there's a bunker at MAL
If there is it's underwater or soon will be.
Their server room is below sea level, which is hilarious.
Spoilers! I’m only up to the part where the wee lad gets thrown out of the tower window!
I don't think I could watch it again.