For some time I have wondered why Trump hold so many press meeting in Air Force One. It turns out it's because he flies down to Florida every weekend to golf then flies back to DC on Monday. He literally IS in the air most of the time. Maybe that's why he falls asleep during cabinet meeting. He's too tired from flying.
Meanwhile, Iran is guaranteeing safe passage to anyone who pays up and isn't American.
The Art of the Deal. Is this the point where Trump declares bankruptcy, grabs everything that isn't nailed down, and leaves the carcass for everyone else to clean up?
Homan reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where the gangster Rocky's sidekick basic role seems to be to say, "Duh gee, I don't know boss". Homan is not as tall however
“We’re going to destroy their missiles, their missile launchers, their drones, sink their navy, destroy their air force. Um, we’re going to again set back their nuclear program.”
Sounds like someone realized that Grampa Assmouth claimed to have “destroyed” Iran’s nuke program 6 months ago, and is now trying to spin it as we had planned all along to continuously “set back” their progress.
Aren't they in the process of destroying our missiles, our missile-launchers, our radar installations, and anything we're stupid enough to leave laying around out in the open?
"...we're going to again SET BACK their nuclear program..."
Wait, what? The same program Trump "obliterated" last summer? We're going to "set [it] back"? What the hell game are y'all playing here? It's not Battleship--we can all see that.
Tom Homan's not in dis stove!!
Fuck Trump.
Lankford, Cotton, Homan, cut from the same cloth as the supporters and enablers of AH.
Our country is charging toward disaster and these rubes are greasing the rails.
So worried about what is all happening...
We're just following the laws that have always been there. You know, like the Fourth Amendment.
Ta, MM. SMDH.
It's the 1984 presidency, and they're all in on it.
At least we are finally letting the least qualified have their time in charge.
For some time I have wondered why Trump hold so many press meeting in Air Force One. It turns out it's because he flies down to Florida every weekend to golf then flies back to DC on Monday. He literally IS in the air most of the time. Maybe that's why he falls asleep during cabinet meeting. He's too tired from flying.
This stupid timeline is so stupid.
Yes, but on the other hand, it is stupid.
The regime is now saying their number one priority is getting the Straight of Hormuz reopened.
You know, which wouldn’t be closed if it weren’t for Pedo’s ridiculous war.
That we’ve already won. Allegedly.
How can the war be won if the strait isn't named the Strait of Trump-Hormuz-Trump?
Meanwhile, Iran is guaranteeing safe passage to anyone who pays up and isn't American.
The Art of the Deal. Is this the point where Trump declares bankruptcy, grabs everything that isn't nailed down, and leaves the carcass for everyone else to clean up?
Homan reminds me of the old Bugs Bunny cartoon where the gangster Rocky's sidekick basic role seems to be to say, "Duh gee, I don't know boss". Homan is not as tall however
That’s Mugsy and we noticed that resemblance enough to add it to this post.
Nor as bright.
"We are won"
There are so many different ways to read this phrase.
We are so won.
Not only are we won. But we're also still winning.
Fuck Trump.
“We’re going to destroy their missiles, their missile launchers, their drones, sink their navy, destroy their air force. Um, we’re going to again set back their nuclear program.”
Sounds like someone realized that Grampa Assmouth claimed to have “destroyed” Iran’s nuke program 6 months ago, and is now trying to spin it as we had planned all along to continuously “set back” their progress.
Aren't they in the process of destroying our missiles, our missile-launchers, our radar installations, and anything we're stupid enough to leave laying around out in the open?
Plus, we destroyed the North Vietnamese navy and air force and still left with our tail between our legs.
I guess Trumps bone spurs kept him from learning this little nugget of history.
Never get involved in ground war in Asia.
You can't bomb your way to victory. We tried in WWII, the Korean War, Vietnam, etc. it's folly.
graffiti from the 60s : fighting for peace is like balling for chastity
"M]y concern is that Iran is a revolutionary regime that’s been killing Americans by the thousands for 47 years."
Big Lie #714
No domino shall fall!
If we've actively been at war with Iran since 1979, then Oliver North committed treason.
Not hyperbole, either. Selling arms to a country we were actively at war with is the textbook legal definition of treason.
I’m sorry, I can’t comment right now; I’m dead from Iran’s revolutionary regime that has killed hundreds of thousands of Americans.
I really hate that I have to make light of an actually awful regime but then again, I regularly make light of ours.
They are awful but still have a long way to go to kill as many Americans as Trumps buddies, the Saudis on 9/11.
They've got a long ways to go to kill as many people worldwide as Trump did by killing USAID.
"...we're going to again SET BACK their nuclear program..."
Wait, what? The same program Trump "obliterated" last summer? We're going to "set [it] back"? What the hell game are y'all playing here? It's not Battleship--we can all see that.
Again Michael, thank you for your service
This way I don't have to feel like throwing things at the TV screen.