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Old Man Yells at Cloud's avatar

"Unless they did and that just hasn’t leaked yet" Leaked... #PeeHookers, I see what you did there.

Nu Mil 3 Design's avatar

Don the Con gets work orders, picks up pay stub, asks for a vacation day, watches some Russian videos starring Trump and gets a performance review.

This is news?

sgt. jmk de la résistance's avatar

So... slightly OT, but related to this awesome dinner that Trumpie had...

"JAPAN’S FIRST LADY AKIE ABE MYSTERIOUSLY COULDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH WHEN SHE MET DONALD TRUMP AT G-20"

http://www.newsweek.com/jap...

Cat Cafe's avatar

Fuck, Bill (not the candidate) merely went over to say hi to his former employee and colleague, and they're STILL going insane.

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Hahaha, it required a special interpreter, you're right. Putin (in Russian): Tell the piece of shit that I said I want ALL the voter rolls as well as the codes for the voting machines and the nuclear armaments and I meant it, fuckwit.Interpreter: Putin says how smart you are, and he will help you understand the codes, as a good friend.

Cat Cafe's avatar

The interpreter FELL out the window! He was leaning out to wave to a friend!

Cat Cafe's avatar

No, no, silly! The rethugs put THEMSELVES before country, themselves and their big donors! As we said, this WILL be on the test!

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Translator: (to Putin) He's buying it!Putin: I told you! Flatter him some more. Translator: I can't, I can't keep a straight face, he's even stupider than you said!

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In Soviet Russia, porch sees YOU!

JustDon'tSayHambriston's avatar

It's only "leaking" if it's about Drumpf. For anyone else, it would just be "telling". Maybe off the record, but still. Someone's extra touchy lately, huh?

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

He would if he could. But he can't, because Putin has him by the short hairs...

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

They sure do seem to be concerned about those "adoptions"

goCatgo's avatar

Dah I tink dis true.

Zippy W. Pinhead's avatar

Sorry Evan, but've got to call BS on one thing- there is no way anyone would ever notice Donnie's tiny little erection. He'd never have to worry about concealing it. If he did, a simple Post-it note would do the trick...