baby you're a fiiiiiirewooooooork It was embarrassing for all patriotic Americans when Donald Trump went in for his planned half hour meeting with enemy Russian leader Vladimir Putin at the G20 and stayed in there TWO HOURS AND SIXTEEN MINUTES. That must have been exciting for Trump, to be in the same room that long with somebody he
Hahaha, it required a special interpreter, you're right. Putin (in Russian): Tell the piece of shit that I said I want ALL the voter rolls as well as the codes for the voting machines and the nuclear armaments and I meant it, fuckwit.Interpreter: Putin says how smart you are, and he will help you understand the codes, as a good friend.
Translator: (to Putin) He's buying it!Putin: I told you! Flatter him some more. Translator: I can't, I can't keep a straight face, he's even stupider than you said!
It's only "leaking" if it's about Drumpf. For anyone else, it would just be "telling". Maybe off the record, but still. Someone's extra touchy lately, huh?
Sorry Evan, but've got to call BS on one thing- there is no way anyone would ever notice Donnie's tiny little erection. He'd never have to worry about concealing it. If he did, a simple Post-it note would do the trick...
"Unless they did and that just hasn’t leaked yet" Leaked... #PeeHookers, I see what you did there.
Don the Con gets work orders, picks up pay stub, asks for a vacation day, watches some Russian videos starring Trump and gets a performance review.
This is news?
So... slightly OT, but related to this awesome dinner that Trumpie had...
"JAPAN’S FIRST LADY AKIE ABE MYSTERIOUSLY COULDN’T SPEAK ENGLISH WHEN SHE MET DONALD TRUMP AT G-20"
http://www.newsweek.com/jap...
Fuck, Bill (not the candidate) merely went over to say hi to his former employee and colleague, and they're STILL going insane.
Hahaha, it required a special interpreter, you're right. Putin (in Russian): Tell the piece of shit that I said I want ALL the voter rolls as well as the codes for the voting machines and the nuclear armaments and I meant it, fuckwit.Interpreter: Putin says how smart you are, and he will help you understand the codes, as a good friend.
The interpreter FELL out the window! He was leaning out to wave to a friend!
No, no, silly! The rethugs put THEMSELVES before country, themselves and their big donors! As we said, this WILL be on the test!
Translator: (to Putin) He's buying it!Putin: I told you! Flatter him some more. Translator: I can't, I can't keep a straight face, he's even stupider than you said!
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In Soviet Russia, porch sees YOU!
It's only "leaking" if it's about Drumpf. For anyone else, it would just be "telling". Maybe off the record, but still. Someone's extra touchy lately, huh?
He would if he could. But he can't, because Putin has him by the short hairs...
I speak jive!
They sure do seem to be concerned about those "adoptions"
Dah I tink dis true.
Sorry Evan, but've got to call BS on one thing- there is no way anyone would ever notice Donnie's tiny little erection. He'd never have to worry about concealing it. If he did, a simple Post-it note would do the trick...