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nick kelly's avatar

Poker hand: Trump tries to bluff: All in!

China: Call

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PuraVida's avatar

I thought the same about Curtis. His recordings didn't capture the live vibe.

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RichieRich ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ's avatar

๐Ÿ’ธ๐Ÿคก๐Ÿ˜Ž

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Androgenous AF's avatar

Hang in there... memories are ๐Ÿ’•.

I sped read that as you got a 'Singles' shot...and was thinking I never needed one...

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Dang's avatar

Just weeks away! Like his beautiful replacement for the Affordable Care Act.

https://www.axios.com/2025/04/25/trump-time-interview-china-trade-war-tariffs-xi

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Hey, my Amazon subscription for poop bags just got cancelled cause the ones I've been getting aren't available anymore. What, are you a mind reader?!

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Diane Findley's avatar

There's about to be A LOT of stuff on Amazon (and elsewhere) that is not available anymore.

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Bagels of Doom's avatar

"And Trumpโ€™s erratic, crazed bullying and YA TARIFFED, EVERYBODY is helping China find new markets and trade alliances that were unthinkable just a few months ago."

Quelle surprise!

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โ€œWell, they had a meeting this morning, so I can't tell you. It doesn't matter who 'they' is. We may reveal it later. But you don't know them. They're from Canada."

fuck ted cruz.

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RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I once knew a 'chemist' who was just an utter dipshit. Lets call this person 'Jim'.

I used to keep a box of rocks on my desk with the name 'Jim' written on top, because this person was dumb as a box of rocks.

I think I will get a new box and put DJT on top.

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The Wanderer's avatar

TABZ!

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oblivias's avatar

I'm in Monaco for the day. Right now I'm having I've cream at the palace.

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JCfromNC's avatar

Classy!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Pinkies out!

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

Ooohh fun!!!

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Luca Migo

โ€ช@victinibcn.bsky.socialโ€ฌ

Trump is so racist and nostalgic for slavery that he cut the grants to the Whitney plantation museum. Black History matters and we will not forget the horror of slavery.

https://archive.ph/NVrdC

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"M"'s avatar

He's probably mad as hops that Ryan Coogler whipped Quentin Tarantino's ass over Easter weekend

Also he wants everyone to forget what slavery looks like because he's MOVING U.S. CITIZENS DOWN TO EL SALVADOR TO SLAVERY IN PRIVATE PRISONS and he doesn't want people who don't know that history to know what it looked like then so they won't recognize that it's happening now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PqycmVPXr9s&t=1s

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

It's more of a vibe

Like back in childhood, maybe you go roller skating on a Sunday afternoon and you see all these fly dressed people getting down to the tunes, amazed at how well they skate. You are unaware they've been up all night because you're in fifth grade and the only time you stay up all night is sleepovers...

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JCfromNC's avatar

Sorry, that is beyond human comprehension. You're on your own.

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I am told I just do not get zoomer humor. By my zoomer spawn.

However, why is he nekky?

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Diane's Less Hostile Username's avatar

Ha ha, WTF?

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Land Shark ๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ฆ ๐Ÿณ๏ธโ€โšง๏ธ's avatar

Can we get rid of this brainwormed QUACK?

๐˜๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง๐˜ง๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ฆ ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ญ๐˜บ ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜จ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฎ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ถ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ด ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ค๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ด, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜จ๐˜ฉ ๐˜ธ๐˜ช๐˜ฅ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ด๐˜ค๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด. ๐˜“๐˜ข๐˜ด๐˜ต ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฌ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜Š๐˜‹๐˜Š ๐˜ด๐˜ข๐˜ช๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ณ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฆ ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ถ๐˜ฑ ๐˜ต๐˜ฐ 1 ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ 31 ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ.

๐˜›๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฃ๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜จ๐˜ช๐˜ค ๐˜ต๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ง๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ถ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ด๐˜ฎ; ๐˜ช๐˜ต ๐˜ช๐˜ด ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ฃ๐˜บ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ข๐˜ฌ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜ซ๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜จ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต๐˜ด ๐˜ข๐˜ฃ๐˜ฐ๐˜ถ๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ช๐˜ญ๐˜ฅโ€™๐˜ด ๐˜ฃ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ณ. ๐˜™๐˜ฆ๐˜ด๐˜ฆ๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ ๐˜ฉ๐˜ข๐˜ด ๐˜ญ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฌ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข ๐˜ท๐˜ข๐˜ณ๐˜ช๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜บ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ฑ๐˜ฐ๐˜ด๐˜ด๐˜ช๐˜ฃ๐˜ญ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜น๐˜ฑ๐˜ญ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ด, ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜ค๐˜ญ๐˜ถ๐˜ฅ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ๐˜จ ๐˜จ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฆ๐˜ต๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ด, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ข๐˜จ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ง๐˜ข๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ, ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ธ๐˜ฆ๐˜ช๐˜จ๐˜ฉ๐˜ต ๐˜ฐ๐˜ง ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฐ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ณ ๐˜ข๐˜ฏ๐˜ฅ ๐˜ค๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฎ๐˜ช๐˜ค๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ด ๐˜ช๐˜ฏ ๐˜ต๐˜ฉ๐˜ฆ ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ท๐˜ช๐˜ณ๐˜ฐ๐˜ฏ๐˜ฎ๐˜ฆ๐˜ฏ๐˜ต.

๐—™๐—”๐—–๐—ง ๐—™๐—ข๐—–๐—จ๐—ฆ: ๐—˜๐˜…๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ถ๐—ป๐—ด ๐—ฅ๐—™๐—ž ๐—๐—ฟ.'๐˜€ ๐—ฐ๐—น๐—ฎ๐—ถ๐—บ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ฏ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐˜ ๐—บ๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐˜€๐—น๐—ฒ๐˜€, ๐—ฎ๐˜‚๐˜๐—ถ๐˜€๐—บ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐—ฑ๐—ถ๐—ฒ๐˜ ๐—ฎ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ผ๐—ณ ๐—›๐—›๐—ฆ

https://apnews.com/article/rfk-vaccines-autism-measles-obesity-food-dye-f26089856550e978d28fd25b653d8103

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tehbaddr's avatar

I read this one paper said it was because Vaccines!

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The Wanderer's avatar

Fact-checking a gormless idiot.

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"M"'s avatar

People need to see this - it's from a former WH fellow who was also once an emerging research scientist working under a (now disappeared) NIH grant

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Lx2MBDezOpM

@bookersquared.bsky.social

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Fog of Jen's avatar

To be sure, I am totally with the dyes and corn syrup thing. Not for the reasons he thinks of course, he is a moron.

However, I am wondering if we can weaponize his stopped clock action. Start taunting MAGA that they fell for it and now we are getting what we always wanted.

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Let horse shoe theory work FOR us for a change.

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Bobathonic's avatar

He's sneaking the California Agenda into our health care!

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Fog of Jen's avatar

rofl yesterday Stroke shared some thing about WVA banning red dye and they were all More States Should Follow Our Lead and I was all...er...California says what took you so long

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Alpaca Suitcase's avatar

Elon too, with his 'lectric n all

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Suzie Greenburg's avatar

How dare they not treat education like a business

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The Wanderer's avatar

Excellent news.

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Mr blob's avatar

I hope itโ€™s just a glorious overnight gift (although your phone will likely be buzzing so much itโ€™ll wake the world up)

COVID had its shot 5 years ago and missed, but even then weโ€™d see it coming. Just everyone waking up to the most glorious news

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Fog of Jen's avatar

I heard that shot was a lot closer than the one in Butler. Not that he thanked the doctors and nurses that worked their asses off, but instead shot them in the face with his whole Let People Die For The Dow thing

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The Wanderer's avatar

I can see the stock and bond markets spiking through the roof when Der Tag rolls around.

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