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What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man...

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Well, no point in hiding Trump's Russian ties, I guess. Not that any MAGAts even care about America or national security anymore. I mean, if foreign election interference it what it takes to get Trump elected than God wanted it that way.

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They only found Podesta's risotto recipe, but sadly that was enough for the US voting public to hand Trump the election.

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Ironically, Trump was misquoted. He was talking about buttery males this whole time.

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Manafort fucked up his plea deal and didn't give up Trump! Now Pauly gets to join the campaign and 'wet his beak' as payback.

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You know, a "nursing home orderly who swipes the residents’ jewelry while they’re at bingo" might be very poor and extremely charismatic.

I mean, this seems like thieving nursing home orderly libel.

All the nursing home orderlies I met when my parents were in decline were sort of sweet.

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OT yet On Topic - Peter Navarro gets to join the rest of the "hostages" in prison tomorrow :-)

Tick Tock Motherfuckers! You're next Sloppy Steve!

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Three Shirts probably won't be able to wear that layered look inside.

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Ta, Marcie. They have real wool blankets in prison? That's amazing.

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The shitiest, cheapest, itchiest wool.

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Atwater, Manafort, and Stone -- one down, two to go.

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"rolled-up wool blanket covered by a cotton T-shirt as my pillow,"

That sounds pretty comfortable. Hey Paul, fuck yourself with the cakes we like.

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More comfortable than Crackhead Mike's lumpy pieces of shit. I speak from experience with those things (thanks, Mom and Dad, for spending everyone's inheritance on crappy Lindell pillows).

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I thought it felt like I was sleeping on torn- up styrofoam egg cartons.

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Oh, they're awful, aren't they? I had to stay at my parents' on a trip back to the States in 2018 for my son's wedding and I had to toss them on the floor and sleep without any pillows at all. Then my mom got all offended in the morning because "those pillows are good, they're really expensive!" It wasn't until Mike Lindell was all over the news like a rash a couple years later that I realized that those gawd-awful things HAD to be MyPillows, because my parents were (and still are) devotees of all the right-wing news channels.

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Dammit, the gallery of Manafort jackets has disappeared. That is some vital history, gone, sadface.

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I'm betting these "talks" are probably closer to "Hey, help your old buddy Paul out with some kind of campaign job, or maybe he starts to remember some of those things he forgot."

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🏆🏆🏆🔥

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It's like he's one of the prisoners that Jim deGriz meets in "The Stainless Steel Rat" thar leads him to believe that, contrary to his goal of getting incarcerated to learn how to crime, inmates were just bad at criming and had nothing to teach him.

So he broke out of prison.

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I loved those novels as a kid.

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An acquaintance who was a prison guard told me once that there weren't any super criminals in there. They mostly weren't very smart.

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It's been well-documented actually. And fits in with our generally broken judicial system.

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The people who got caught criming, are not the people you want to ask how to be good at criming.

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Pffft money laundering. Pretty soon someone (on MSNBC, probably) will say that it's a victimless crime.

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The way Katy Tur's going, it'll probably be her.

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I don’t want to reread this book….

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Only the best felons.

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... don't get caught.

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