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What a man, what a man, what a mighty good man...

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Mar 19·edited Mar 19

Well, no point in hiding Trump's Russian ties, I guess. Not that any MAGAts even care about America or national security anymore. I mean, if foreign election interference it what it takes to get Trump elected than God wanted it that way.

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They only found Podesta's risotto recipe, but sadly that was enough for the US voting public to hand Trump the election.

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Manafort fucked up his plea deal and didn't give up Trump! Now Pauly gets to join the campaign and 'wet his beak' as payback.

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You know, a "nursing home orderly who swipes the residents’ jewelry while they’re at bingo" might be very poor and extremely charismatic.

I mean, this seems like thieving nursing home orderly libel.

All the nursing home orderlies I met when my parents were in decline were sort of sweet.

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OT yet On Topic - Peter Navarro gets to join the rest of the "hostages" in prison tomorrow :-)

Tick Tock Motherfuckers! You're next Sloppy Steve!

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Ta, Marcie. They have real wool blankets in prison? That's amazing.

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Atwater, Manafort, and Stone -- one down, two to go.

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"rolled-up wool blanket covered by a cotton T-shirt as my pillow,"

That sounds pretty comfortable. Hey Paul, fuck yourself with the cakes we like.

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Dammit, the gallery of Manafort jackets has disappeared. That is some vital history, gone, sadface.

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I'm betting these "talks" are probably closer to "Hey, help your old buddy Paul out with some kind of campaign job, or maybe he starts to remember some of those things he forgot."

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It's like he's one of the prisoners that Jim deGriz meets in "The Stainless Steel Rat" thar leads him to believe that, contrary to his goal of getting incarcerated to learn how to crime, inmates were just bad at criming and had nothing to teach him.

So he broke out of prison.

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Pffft money laundering. Pretty soon someone (on MSNBC, probably) will say that it's a victimless crime.

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I don’t want to reread this book….

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Only the best felons.

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