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Emily Robinson's avatar

Snaps for "cunning plan" ref LOL

Spleen Victoria's avatar

Every time the Balogun red card is mentioned, you must use his title of “birthright tourist” so that Donny Dumdum’s hypocrisy is underlined.

Thank you for your attention to this matter!

Always Be Ithacating's avatar

We really should get started on a design competition for the Trump Corruption Stank Asterisk. It takes a while to get proposed new characters and emojis through the Unicode Consortium approval process.

Dorothea is a Democrat's avatar

Watched an older Netflix documentary on the Joplin tornado. Almost all live videos. At the end, Obama speaks to the class of 2012 at Joplin High School. He was, as usual, completely riveting and heartfelt. This is Joplin, MO. so you knew he had plenty of detractors and haters in the audience, but I can say from watching they were all still mesmerized by his speech. Nobody blinked or looked away. Made me sad. Those were the days.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

UN Secretary General Kurt Waldheim spoke at my college graduation. Apparently, he and the President of the university knew each other in previous careers.

Not long after that graduation, it came out that Waldheim was a Nazi. Like, a real one in WWII.

eddi-SABH's avatar

I'm sure the whole world would weep tear of strong men's joy to see a Trump tool running the UN.

Hank Napkin's avatar

BUSY BUSY BUSY

Trump Administration Drops Subpoena Demanding List of Jews From Penn

Hank Napkin's avatar

DON-DON DON'T EVEN QUALIFY AS A ONE TRICK PONY

Trump administration announces new tariffs on more than 80 countries, claiming failed ‘forced labor’ enforcement

Led Tassle's avatar

To maintain international tradition and stability, candidates should only be able to stand for the office if they have the name Dag, U, or Boutros-Boutros.

Sgt JMK's avatar

In three weeks, Trump will forget who Infantino is, so I'm guessing this is just another bit of Trumpanist derangement.

Hank Napkin's avatar

RE: DON-DON'S RIGHT HAND BRUISING / DISCOLORATION

"For the Lord then shall take umbrage upon thine Wanking Hand, Marking it in Shameful Colors for all that live within the Lord thy Lord thy God to see and to recognize and thus thereby to turn away. From Wankers." -- ONAN 20:26

jltympanum's avatar

Irrelevant fact: balagan is Yiddish for chaos and confusion.

Hank Napkin's avatar

THIS MAKES IT A LOCK

Donald Trump says decision on ‘massive attack’ against Iran is close

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

Infantino. Have they run his name through a search on the Epstein Files data base??

Mexfiles's avatar

Cool... here on my obscure side street in Mexico City, a couple guys are out playing their marimba. And, playing it well!.

Lionel “8647” Hutz's avatar

It would be interesting if we started every General Assembly with the entire world booing the Secretary General.