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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

"How dare you publish those photos we let you take!"

proudgrampa the younger's avatar

"i will not kiss your fucking flag" -- best line of poetry EVAH.

President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

In Soviet America, photo takes YOU!

Little Lulu's avatar

To be fair, only the bottom four have cellulite.

GrittyBossetti's avatar

That tweet about the White House being mad about the photos really, truly baffles me.

The Librarian's avatar

Something, something, something?

efoveks's avatar

Two thumbs up with a circle and a snap!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Hey nice camera"

"Is not a camera, is highly technyichal piece of equipment, only gives people with gryeatest brains even more super-powers"

. . .

"THEY TRICKED ME!"

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

In Soviet America, Oval Office is Red Square !

Bill Slider's avatar

Not long ago the Ivanka beautique line dropped its perfume fragrances. Perhaps it's time for a new one. May I suggest Eue de Suicide?

Paperless Tiger's avatar

"Yeah, they got a thing, the Constitution, but, you know me, I made a much better deal. Reince said don't worry about it as long as I sign their bills. I don't read those either. Now let's get back to Rosneft."

Historicat's avatar

Quick - close the deal before the Russians change their minds.

puredog's avatar

Um -- Matt Bai compares Trump to meth, also quotes Kasich. Kasich does not compare Trump to meth.

Historicat's avatar

Oh, Superman, where are you nowWhen everything's gone wrong somehow