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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

"How dare you publish those photos we let you take!"

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

"i will not kiss your fucking flag" -- best line of poetry EVAH.

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President Rufus T. Firefly's avatar

In Soviet America, photo takes YOU!

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Little Lulu's avatar

To be fair, only the bottom four have cellulite.

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GrittyBossetti's avatar

That tweet about the White House being mad about the photos really, truly baffles me.

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The Librarian's avatar

Something, something, something?

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efoveks's avatar

Two thumbs up with a circle and a snap!

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Gherkins d'Resistance's avatar

"Hey nice camera"

"Is not a camera, is highly technyichal piece of equipment, only gives people with gryeatest brains even more super-powers"

. . .

"THEY TRICKED ME!"

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fuflans's avatar

Yaaassss.

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Feeling Groovy's avatar

EVAH

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OrdinaryJoe's avatar

In Soviet America, Oval Office is Red Square !

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Bill Slider's avatar

Not long ago the Ivanka beautique line dropped its perfume fragrances. Perhaps it's time for a new one. May I suggest Eue de Suicide?

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Paperless Tiger's avatar

"Yeah, they got a thing, the Constitution, but, you know me, I made a much better deal. Reince said don't worry about it as long as I sign their bills. I don't read those either. Now let's get back to Rosneft."

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Historicat's avatar

Quick - close the deal before the Russians change their minds.

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puredog's avatar

Um -- Matt Bai compares Trump to meth, also quotes Kasich. Kasich does not compare Trump to meth.

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Historicat's avatar

Oh, Superman, where are you nowWhen everything's gone wrong somehow

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