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Republicans: "Hold my beer."

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I think you're right. Assuming he was 25 in 1940, he'd be 105 years old now, which is possible, and probably batshit senile, which in the Trump orbit is a congenial advantage.

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Time to call in Robert Kraft and the Patriot's private plane, all you blue state beggars. The Invisible Hand with the middle finger at attention.

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Cuomo already stole 3 million masks from Massachusetts.

And he just ordered the national guard to pillage upstate hospitals for supplies, in accordance with his well-established "fuck everyone who lives outside NYC" policy.

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Everybody has a share (of coronavirus!).

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There seriously needs to be a Nuremberg type trial after this is all over.

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I'd rather use my own underwear as a face mask.

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i'm in Texas, where the Dallas County Hospital, JPS, can't get enough PPE. I know Gov. Wheels will suck up to Prez Pants-on-Fire, so if JPS can't get it, either Wheels isn't asking for it or Donnie doesn't like him for some reason. I really don't care, as long as fewer people die.

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what a pity there isn't a mechanism already in place that would allow you to remove a president that is proven to be corrupt, incompetent, unfit for duty or all of the above.

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In my experience, IKEA would be better at distributing this stuff than the feds are.

And, of course, every ventilator would come with a different Allen key to put it together... but it would get there on time and WORK, dammit.

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AND anyone north of him in his chain of command also too.

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How businessmen rule a nation, this cannot be emphasized enough.

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You know, 99% our tax money fuels all of this. We need to demand it all back from the dicks refusing to do their fucking jobs.

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With votes that look suspiciously like Louisville Sluggers?

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Governing, ur doing it wrong.

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