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I would please like a Nunes cow-fucking or Dame Peggington post (or a combination of the two) to help numb the throbbing pain in my soul that liquor simply can't reach.

Thank you.

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"Thats not the relationship I have with my people"

My.

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Lol. Saved.

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Awwwwww FUCK. Poor fucking Barron!!!! Anyone else here ACUTELY recall how that would have felt when you were 10? Fuck.

What a couple of garbage “humans” Don and Melon are. Crap parents. Ugh. #Basta #TrumpFail

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Donald Trump: American Nero

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Here I was thinking...I’m sure Barron would love to have a doggo, aaaaaaand nope. That is so sad.

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It just dawned on me that Trump is so afraid of a "subpoena" because he thinks it means his subpar mushroom thingee, as in NY pronounciation, "subpoener".

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Squeakies small enough to fit in his hand would be a choking hazard for any dog. And the world must make sure that he never, ever has a dog.

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Guaranteed Trump is a freaky fuckin’ dude. Twisted even. Sick one might say. Not in the positive sense. Also,A waste of skin. An indecent goon. A clumsy oaf dressed up in a shitty suit. A clod. A lowbred oaf. A chronic loser. A wannabe. A tacky fool.

All I got for now.

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Fake News! Donald has LOTS of dogs--all poodles. There's Meatball, and Lyndsey and Devin and Rudy and Alan....

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we can haz guillotine naow?

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Ms. Ling Ling say she would deny the pet adoption to Trumpolini

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I think the ancient Roman Nero at least had lead poisoning for an excuse.

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Even fucking Hitler had a dog.

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Turnip thinking: "I hated my childhood, dad was shit to me so that's how it works". He admitted as much the other day when he was yammering on about how much he loved his father, Colbert pointed it out.

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Best fire ever. Fueled by those low gas prices, have you seen those prices, thank you Saudi Arabia. Only the grisliest dismemberment

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