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I'd do it in a fucking heartbeat. My creds are still good, Dems. Hand me a badge, swear me in, and I'll have that motherfucker in front of you an hour later.

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Hillary is holding the Iranian flag, Barry has the UN flag. But is that Bernie Sanders holding the Chinese flag?

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It would be an insanely strong ticket, and it would scare the hell out of the corporate Dems and their backers. Which is why we won't get it.

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Who knows. This fucker is crazy shoes.

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It’s the same reason they keep fighting healthcare: they don’t want to lose a cudgel that employers use to keep employees from leaving or protesting working conditions.

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how long til the trump in that pic sticks his penis into the windmill blades

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I hope that somebody is able to find some of these employees and have them tell the world directly what trump put them through.

it's easy for people to ignore these stories without a human face to attach to the story

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"Socialist Realism" for the Age of Trump. Stalin would approve.

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But that would adversely affect quarterly earnings!

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I'm not so sure that 'lock them up' means what we think it means.Trump is a criminal, about 1,000 ways from Sunday and his entire entourage are accessories or partners in the crimes. Everyone knows, there isn't a single facet of the man's livelihood that isn't criminally engaged and yet, its always warnings and threats but no actual arrests.

Is he getting the white with orangish tint pass or what?

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This is the guy who doesn't know about King Canute or Sir Isaac Newton.

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You mean take personal responsibility? What a concept! Note that contrary to what "Many People(tm)" tell gRump, personal responsibility is an all too rare human attribute and not a rethuglican one. What rethuglicans have is "Personal Responsibility(tm)" a phrase defined as blaming the bike, the road, the press and especially the demoncrats for being unable to ride.

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And yet, simultaneously, the best Leona Helmsley impersonator ever.

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It's not just undocumented immigrants. Off-the-clock "side work" (generally getting the restaurant ready for the next day) is super common in the restaurant industry. My daughter (a woman of color hmmm) has been subjected to this as well.

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You know who's suffering irreparable harm, you fucking snowflakes; thousands of Palestinians living in abject misery at the hands of their oppressors.

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Want it? No, he would love it. (I'm talking out my ass.)

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