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Sir? Sir, what a great bigly mind you have! Do you have a hunch about thalidomide? My Aunty's nextdoor neighbor says it was recommended by a faithful fb friend.

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Jared was set up to fail because he's banging Ivanka.

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None of the children attributed to the mango maggot look like him or each other.

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If they don't, I will bring my own.

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That's a photo of Benito Mussolini, his mistress, and other fascists who had been executed by firing squad in late April 1945 by anti-fascist Italians. Their bodies were dumped at a Standard Oil station at the Piazzale Loreto in Milan, where numerous Italians physically abused the bodies. The bodies were purportedly hung up there to protect them from the revengeful mobs.

Since Trump often appears to model his physical mannerisms when speaking on those of Benito Mussolini, and carries out some of his policies, I wonder if the IMPOTUS fears that he and his family will end up like Il Duce some day.

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Get a room, but keep that social distancing thing going so you can continue to non-comment!;-)

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You know, that had a Samuel Beckett kind of ring to it. "What's that? An egg? Give it to Gillot."

(from "Whoroscope")

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I got excited for a minute. I thought you were going to open a weed dispensary.

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And furthermore, it will go with your shoes.

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"Can you see the real me, doctor, DOCTOR?Can you see the real me..."

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EXACTLY.THIS.

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If you posted it, you can't justify lying about it.

This does not qualify as snark, with or without snark tags.

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Its all over that thread.

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Daddy needed a big loan to avoid the Polonium tea ritual.

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The new one under construction?

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Or teeth meet curb.

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