My partner and I were once in the lovely city of Victoria, British Columbia, for Canada Day (July 1). At breakfast, our server gave us a printed schedule of the day's events -- music, parades, sidewalk art markets, all kinds of wonderful things. The last event was a fireworks show over the harbor at 10:30 PM. We spent a minute wondering why they were so late before realizing that we were at 48° north latitude ten days after the summer solstice, and it wouldn't get dark enough for fireworks until then.
Perhaps Trump should issue a decree moving Washington DC 9° north so that the late fireworks show would make perfect sense. It would be fun watching cartographers slowly going mad as they try to draft new maps which place DC in the sparsely populated interior of Quebec, a few hundred kilometers north of Ottawa.
I drove through W. North Dakota on the 30th, and I have to say the amount of state troopers was super irritating. Normally, I can crank it to 90 mph through the Medora section of the state, but nooooooooo, there were cops at every single median cut through to thwart my plans. Also, too, have any of you ever been to Medora to watch the musical? It's tough to find online, and I'm super curious to know if it's worth it.
Considering that the British surrender did not occur until October 19, 1781 we are technically 5 years and 107 days short of the semiquincentennial, by which time Donald J.Trump will have fuckal to say about it.
I'm so old I remember when people would quip, "what if they had a war and nobody came?" That sounds exactly like this epic failure of a National State Fair.
We've got Jack Smith on Deadline right now, being actually human, he just laughed!, instead of his usual Grand Inquisitor and it is astonishing. I'll take one of each, thanks.
Please, if there are Gods, let us have this prosecutor of righteousness back, to bring Hell to this criminal, traitorous GOP and all this regime, before any (more) of us die.
My partner and I were once in the lovely city of Victoria, British Columbia, for Canada Day (July 1). At breakfast, our server gave us a printed schedule of the day's events -- music, parades, sidewalk art markets, all kinds of wonderful things. The last event was a fireworks show over the harbor at 10:30 PM. We spent a minute wondering why they were so late before realizing that we were at 48° north latitude ten days after the summer solstice, and it wouldn't get dark enough for fireworks until then.
Perhaps Trump should issue a decree moving Washington DC 9° north so that the late fireworks show would make perfect sense. It would be fun watching cartographers slowly going mad as they try to draft new maps which place DC in the sparsely populated interior of Quebec, a few hundred kilometers north of Ottawa.
What America needs right now is a visit from the Eumenides, the avengers of human hubris.
Get a life Evan and take up your cross and follow Him not Trump!
This is so funny “will execute on the president’s historic vision” Execution on the National Mall!
"A pedophile-protecting Epstein Files-starring crime-fraud-grifting piece of shit like me!”
You forgot actual rapist.
Brilliant.
Whoever was in charge of this dumpster fuck must hate America. Otherwise why wouldn’t they book at least one funnel cake truck?
Also nothing says America like not allowing water bottles whilst selling water in plastic bottles for $7 a pop.
Purple snack bar magesties…
I drove through W. North Dakota on the 30th, and I have to say the amount of state troopers was super irritating. Normally, I can crank it to 90 mph through the Medora section of the state, but nooooooooo, there were cops at every single median cut through to thwart my plans. Also, too, have any of you ever been to Medora to watch the musical? It's tough to find online, and I'm super curious to know if it's worth it.
Considering that the British surrender did not occur until October 19, 1781 we are technically 5 years and 107 days short of the semiquincentennial, by which time Donald J.Trump will have fuckal to say about it.
TOMORROW'S HEADLINE TODAY
"President faints in unprecedented heat fueled by climate change"
"We expect him to regain consciousness in time for the midterms," says aide.
He'll lie in state in a Kentucky Fried Chicken franchise.
Buried in a Bucket. XX Large.
*throws panties at Evan*
Fake news! Trump doesn't look a day older than 125!
I'm so old I remember when people would quip, "what if they had a war and nobody came?" That sounds exactly like this epic failure of a National State Fair.
"Freedom 250 will execute on the president’s historic vision”.
I read that as "Freedom 250 will execute the president,” and thought "that will certainly bring in the crowds."
that gave me a laugh, thx!
Immediately followed by massive, days-long celebrations worldwide.
Trump, well hung.
If dipshit actually shows up he will snore through the "greatest most incredible beyond terrific fireworks show in history".
"greatest most incredible beyond terrific fireworks show in history...cough".
We've got Jack Smith on Deadline right now, being actually human, he just laughed!, instead of his usual Grand Inquisitor and it is astonishing. I'll take one of each, thanks.
Please, if there are Gods, let us have this prosecutor of righteousness back, to bring Hell to this criminal, traitorous GOP and all this regime, before any (more) of us die.
DC haz state fair
DC does not haz statehood
No fair