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Zap's avatar

What fuck does blob need a ballroom for? He definitely has no balls.

Nicole Koretsky's avatar

So, in light of the information that Allen's family had notified the police after reading his letter, was it a complete law enforcement failure or did this admin allow the risk, for downstream ballroom erection and/or civil rights suppression? Enquiring minds would very much like to know exactly how much danger we're in from either scenario. 🤷‍♀️

Agallina's avatar

How does the manifesto throw cold water at the conspiracy theories exactly? It could come from anywhere. In the age if too much information, deep fakes and Ai, we all just really gave to constantly ask ourselves: what and who do we trust? Is anything real anymore?

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. The Epstein Ballroom must be built NEVER. Bunker Baby has places beneath the WH in which to cower. Apart from that, why would the WHCA want their nerd prom in it?

BlueSpot's avatar

With Trump and his administration in attendance at the dinner, “mentalist” Oz Pearlman didn't have much material to work with.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Oh noes! Cole Allen attended the March 28 No Kings protest. I guess that makes him a wild-eyed, bomb-throwing Marxist extremist.

Saving my pearl-clutching for when we learn who he voted for in the last three elections.

beb's avatar

It's hard not to think this was staged because the first thing Trump does is claim justification for his big, ugly ballroom. Also he was more concerned that the would be shooter called him a rapist and a pedo than he was about the guy wanting to kill him.

Hank Napkin's avatar

And a new chapter in "Architecture & Morality" opens, music by OMD.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

look, i don't like slime miller, but the few shots i've seen of him moving the incubator, seems to be trying to stabilise her to move quick. sure, she'd be hit if someone was in front of them shooting their way, but i don't think 'incubator is a human shield' is what he was trying for there

NH is for 🦡🍄🐍's avatar

Not supporting the action, but Allen’s manifesto was coherent and well-written. Clearly an educated and well-spoken guy. I look forward to the trial, when he gets to speak his piece to the whole country.

Thixotropickle's avatar

The Big Beautiful Ballsackroom isn't secure enough, we need to encase Orangina in concrete-- just to be sure.

Hank Napkin's avatar

So named for the vacuum sealed glass bell jar at its center, housing Fred's hazelnut-sized egg-shaped spheroids from whence it all began.

Hank Napkin's avatar

And Firing Squads are back! JUST IN TIME!!

Stephen St John's avatar

I don't know if it was staged or not, but I can't help noting how Trump and the entire right wing immediately used it for his political advantage.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

It evidently wasn't too soon to talk about without politicizing the situation.

T L Mills's avatar

And the unity of every RW influencer and pod-caster in bleating about poor Twumpie's desperate need for his new ballroom, doesn't exactly counter that impression.

Cincinnatus's avatar

“Why do you think this keeps happening to you?” Peter Doocy directly asked the president in regard to the shooting.

“Well, you know, I’ve studied assassinations and I must tell you the most impactful people, the people that do the most, you take a look at the people — Abraham Lincoln — I mean, you go through the people that have gone through this where they got ’em. But the people that do the most, the people that make the biggest impact are the ones that they go after,” Trump replied.

https://www.huffpost.com/entry/trump-honored-assassination-attempts-white-house-correspondents-dinner-shooting_n_69eea1c3e4b08330e41d7686?origin=home-zone-c-unit

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T L Mills's avatar

Well, he would have if he could only have remembered the correct three syllable word in time--as it is, he was having fun with a new word he learned; "impactful". More than one multi syllable word in one sentence was undoubtedly a bit too much for his over-taxed lizard brain to handle.

Zyxomma's avatar

Lizard brain libelz!!!!11!!!!!1!!!!!

Sherry's avatar

What do they promise the patsy’s that agree to do these “attempted assassinations”? And notice you hear nothing more afterwards. Like the guy lying in wait in FL. Never heard another word.

Stephen St John's avatar

We won't hear much about this guy, either. I'm surprised they let him live. Although I wouldn't be at all surprised if I woke up one day and head he had committed suicide in his cell.

sea tea dee ay's avatar

I'm just amazed that this fucknut manages to make a tuxedo look bad. Look at whoever the fuck is next to him in the header image. He looks dapper. Even Kash looks pretty good if you can get past the tie being comically oversized.

How.

GrannysKnitting's avatar

the hand wringer? it does seem to be fitted correctly. i assume that the person fitting preisnit shitweasel hates him and makes it fit bad on purpose - obama wore a tux very well irrc

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Obama wore everything well, including mom jeans.

T L Mills's avatar

Trump does seem to love ill-fitting suit jackets and tuxedo jackets, and I'm kinda wondering if that isn't to hide a medical device or two (or three) in the capacious full cut jacket and trousers. Certainly he wears a ultra duty Depends and goodness knows what all else he could fit under those baggy suit jackets of his.....

Biff52 Lost Canadian's avatar

Kremlin comms aren't quite as miniaturized as ours, I guess?