I apologize for the wild fires out west. We established a base on Mars and installed a gigantic laser. It was supposed to be aimed at Mar-a-Lago but the coordinates were off just a little and at millions of miles away that can result in quite a misfire. However, the calculations are now corrected and we will be doing a test firing in 72 hours, so if you have any wedding or dinner plans there, please cancel them. And if anyone is still in possession of any classified documents at that location you might want to remove them.
I apologize for the wild fires out west. We established a base on Mars and installed a gigantic laser. It was supposed to be aimed at Mar-a-Lago but the coordinates were off just a little and at millions of miles away that can result in quite a misfire. However, the calculations are now corrected and we will be doing a test firing in 72 hours, so if you have any wedding or dinner plans there, please cancel them. And if anyone is still in possession of any classified documents at that location you might want to remove them.
I secretly kind of hope Hunter Biden actually did do a whole bunch of corruption crimes in Ukraine, and that, despite their best efforts, Republicans will never turn up actual evidence against him or be able to make anything stick.
Well, now we know what it would have been like if America, instead of prosecuting and imprisoning Al Capone, we had installed him in the White House. Except that Capone was a far better public speaker, as well as an organizer of no small talent.
It would be SO easy to get rid of this great orange carbuncle if only the United States of America recognized and supported the International Criminal Court.
We worry a lot, and with good reason, that Trump's jury will be packed with Trump cultists who will acquit him, or that he will appeal all the way up to the Supreme Court and receive a Constitution-combusting, democracy-destroying exoneration.
I was just working on writing up my running rants/ research on the actual Biden/ Ukraine misadventures. Something even I hadn't noticed before, the whole thing and why it looked very bad was reported in the "mainstream" press no later than December 2015. And nobody cared.
"Wow. President Biden is biking right now in Delaware & a crowd shouts, “Four more years.” This is the energy & enthusiasm for President Biden the media won’t show you. People are fired up for President Biden & it’s amazing."
When Trump appeared on the scene I began to lose respect for people I knew who supported him. At this point I hold them in absolute contempt and loathe them. Without them Trump would be nothing but another slum lord in Queens still hitting the clubs looking for women with self-esteem issues
Are we missing something? Maybe Hunter Biden’s penis is really the magical cure for all the woes in the world & these genitalia-obsessed doofuses are really on to something.
Wait, I'm trying to figure out the logic here. So... Trump wants the DOJ and the IRS to hand over information about a current investigation to Congress, for the purpose of - what? - I assume, having public hearings that might politically damage Biden by revealing, um, bad stuff about him so people won't vote for him; And he wants the guy who is the supposed target of the investigation to instruct the DOJ to agree to this?
Never Have We Ever seen any Law Enforcement agency simply prematurely release all details of an investigation prior to indictment and trial, just to enable a publicity stunt, but Trump thinks they'll simply roll over and do it because he plans to blackmail Congressional Republicans into taking the unprecedented act of derailing US foreign policy by threatening to damage THEM politically, too....
And of course if there were an actual valid case against Biden, this publicity stunt would damage it, by tainting a potential jury pool and putting witnesses in double jeopardy, thereby almost ensuring that a prosecution of Biden wouldn't succeed.....
Trump Hereby Demands Joe Biden Do Him A Favor Though, Or Ukraine Gets It (Yes, Again)
Message from Joe Biden:
I apologize for the wild fires out west. We established a base on Mars and installed a gigantic laser. It was supposed to be aimed at Mar-a-Lago but the coordinates were off just a little and at millions of miles away that can result in quite a misfire. However, the calculations are now corrected and we will be doing a test firing in 72 hours, so if you have any wedding or dinner plans there, please cancel them. And if anyone is still in possession of any classified documents at that location you might want to remove them.
Sorry for the inconvenience
Joe Biden
Will this satisfy Trump?
Message from Joe Biden:
I apologize for the wild fires out west. We established a base on Mars and installed a gigantic laser. It was supposed to be aimed at Mar-a-Lago but the coordinates were off just a little and at millions of miles away that can result in quite a misfire. However, the calculations are now corrected and we will be doing a test firing in 72 hours, so if you have any wedding or dinner plans there, please cancel them. And if anyone is still in possession of any classified documents at that location you might want to remove them.
Sorry for the inconvenience
Joe Biden
Will this satisfy Trump?
I secretly kind of hope Hunter Biden actually did do a whole bunch of corruption crimes in Ukraine, and that, despite their best efforts, Republicans will never turn up actual evidence against him or be able to make anything stick.
"exists only in his brain..."
Assumes facts not in evidence.
Well, now we know what it would have been like if America, instead of prosecuting and imprisoning Al Capone, we had installed him in the White House. Except that Capone was a far better public speaker, as well as an organizer of no small talent.
Does Preparation H make a Trump strength formula?
if the US reelects PAB, we'll be the most worthless nation on the planet.
It would be SO easy to get rid of this great orange carbuncle if only the United States of America recognized and supported the International Criminal Court.
We worry a lot, and with good reason, that Trump's jury will be packed with Trump cultists who will acquit him, or that he will appeal all the way up to the Supreme Court and receive a Constitution-combusting, democracy-destroying exoneration.
This would NOT happen in The Hague.
I was just working on writing up my running rants/ research on the actual Biden/ Ukraine misadventures. Something even I hadn't noticed before, the whole thing and why it looked very bad was reported in the "mainstream" press no later than December 2015. And nobody cared.
Biden should just roll over him with his bike.
"Wow. President Biden is biking right now in Delaware & a crowd shouts, “Four more years.” This is the energy & enthusiasm for President Biden the media won’t show you. People are fired up for President Biden & it’s amazing."
https://twitter.com/Victorshi2020/status/1686052835543203857
SMOTP doesn't roll off the tongue like SMOTI, but I could work with it.
When Trump appeared on the scene I began to lose respect for people I knew who supported him. At this point I hold them in absolute contempt and loathe them. Without them Trump would be nothing but another slum lord in Queens still hitting the clubs looking for women with self-esteem issues
Are we missing something? Maybe Hunter Biden’s penis is really the magical cure for all the woes in the world & these genitalia-obsessed doofuses are really on to something.
"Stupidest man on the planet."
Every person who voted for him enters the chat room.
Wait, I'm trying to figure out the logic here. So... Trump wants the DOJ and the IRS to hand over information about a current investigation to Congress, for the purpose of - what? - I assume, having public hearings that might politically damage Biden by revealing, um, bad stuff about him so people won't vote for him; And he wants the guy who is the supposed target of the investigation to instruct the DOJ to agree to this?
Never Have We Ever seen any Law Enforcement agency simply prematurely release all details of an investigation prior to indictment and trial, just to enable a publicity stunt, but Trump thinks they'll simply roll over and do it because he plans to blackmail Congressional Republicans into taking the unprecedented act of derailing US foreign policy by threatening to damage THEM politically, too....
And of course if there were an actual valid case against Biden, this publicity stunt would damage it, by tainting a potential jury pool and putting witnesses in double jeopardy, thereby almost ensuring that a prosecution of Biden wouldn't succeed.....
I can't even.
I want him to live just long enough to ratfuck the GOP chances at beating Biden. Then I'd be very happy to never hear his dumb voice again.