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BouncyFlyer's avatar

"Pro-life" as it gets - for the right people. Everyone else is target practice for the Chosen.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

"There is no reason to protest the will of the people" ???????

Jesus. We really are doomed.

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proudgrampa the younger's avatar

Is mustache OK?

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Daniel Mann's avatar

Ailes has djed.

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KBadger's avatar

This actually was announced by Clark, not Homeland Security - who are not confirming yet. So you gotta laugh that he's so desperate to get out of Milwaukee and all the pending lawsuits from families of inmates who have died in his jail this past year.

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Shibusa's avatar

https://uploads.disquscdn.c... I dunno about you guys, but I feel safer already!

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AdjudicatedCrazy's avatar

Comengetmemuthafucka.

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Aunt Pee's avatar

Please don’t think I’m stupid or trying to be sarcastic, but what on earth is a “pre-cog”?

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Jumpin's avatar

No no no, racial hair. Or he loves fascist hair?

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Asta's avatar

Precognitive? As in E.S.P?

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Minuetman Raan ✚✚'s avatar

Oh, I don't. The precogs are a set of siblings, two boys and a girl, who have psychic visions of murders that will be committed. They're the basis of Precrime, a law-enforcement arm in the Phillp K. Dick novel (and the Tom Cruise movie) Minority Report. Precrime arrests people for the murders they're predicted to commit, before any actual crime has taken place.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

Well, Trump has saved me from having to fruitlessly vote against Clarke next year. Clarke runs as a Democratic candidate because he knows that a lot of people in Milwaukee vote a straight party ticket and he's counted on that to keep himself in office. The only Republicans I've voted for in the last twenty years were the people running against Clarke.

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E.A. Blair's avatar

The last time someone stole my identity, when he found out how much it sucked to be me, he begged me to take it back. I charged him $100,000, which he probably stole from someone else.

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Internet Hitler's avatar

Clarke reports to Kremlin to complete HR paperwork.

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Internet Hitler's avatar

Fake cowboy sits back in his DHS office, puts his feet up, and prepares to take complaints from local cops by drafting tweets ranting about liberals.

A phone is heard ringing softly from under the coat thrown across his desk. Ringing. Ringing.

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Moar Wordz's avatar

Sickening. A monster...

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