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L. Ron Pony  πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦'s avatar

I shook me booty once. The bag broke and me doubloons went all over the poxy deck!

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whitroth's avatar

Well, if we're going to talk *that* way, y'know, Castellanos doesn't sound like a Real Amurkan name, it sounds other, like maybe a Messican rapist....

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Courser's avatar

JFC who even listens to that old, dried up dog turd anymore. He's been incredibly wrong for years now.

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Parchment Scroll's avatar

I had someone tweet at me the other day that birtherism (which was started by Hillary Clinton, by the way) wasn't about race, but about a particular Illinois law.

Because, you know, Illinois law is how we determine President.

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"This birtherism stuff is a soft place for racism to land. It is a soft place for racism to land plain and simple."

It's ... what, now? "A soft place for racism to land." So, is birtherism, like, a pillow for racism? Racism can drink a sip of Brisk brand birtherism and fall over in bliss, landing in the soft place?

WTF ARE THEY EVEN SAYING?

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

"Yeah, you know there's an otherness to this candidate."

"She has a hoonanny?"

"OH, NO, I WOULD NEVER SAY THAT! I just meant that she's ... uh, aloof, maybe, and stuff."

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Questionable Whackelpudding's avatar

You mean that wasn't a commercial for the new fondue place up the road?

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Stulexington's avatar

They're saying *dogwhistle* it's okay to express racism in the form of birtherism.

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Bell the Blind Tiger MCD's avatar

OT - Things I'd Rather Talk About Than Donald Trump 9/19/16 #2:

https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

these awesome buttons that Best Tax Assessor-Collector in the known universe created to commemorate DVRs who register 100 or more people. I saw one who registered, at last count, 855 people!

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phoenix00's avatar

Sounds more Portugese to me. Or maybe Greek?

Eh file it under "Others"

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phoenix00's avatar

Sounds dumb

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phoenix00's avatar

Requires Congressional investigation(s) to be sure.

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phoenix00's avatar

The real actual Silent Majority, yes.

Unfortunately that's not the case for the vocal minority....

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phoenix00's avatar

Also amazing the lengths some people will to and try really really hard to not mean what they not say, and say what they not mean......

gdi some people just say mean things, mmkay?

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phoenix00's avatar

http://img.memecdn.com/they...

And then this guy came rollin' along

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Dinz6315's avatar

My husband was born in the states but raised in the Phillipines, Uganda and Pakistan until age 12, due to being born to a family in long-term UN service. Nobody ever says anything to him about his "otherness."

Oh, wait - I just checked. He's white.

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