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This is absolutely disgusting, but I don't want to leave out the one bright spot in the story: the final paragraph.

Some people receiving the boxes pitched the letters out their car windows, Nelson said, leaving them on the ground. "Thankfully we've got a litter abatement team here,” he said.

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Princess Goya von Hatch Act

perfection.

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Also too ... Not really gonna stop until the *next* grifters believe they'll be caught, convicted, and pay a heavy price.

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Just didn't want anyone casting aspersions on my asparagus, I mean, sportsball league.

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Congress needs to pass ethics laws applicable to the Executive Branch with private rights of action. Raiding the treasury to bribe voters is disgusting.

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Paul Waldman in the Washington Post:

Trump has turned the entire government into a subsidiary of his campaign

Every president up for reelection finds ways to use their office to give their campaign a boost by overlapping official and political functions. Perhaps a trip to participate in an economic forum that just happens to take place in a swing state, or an announcement of a popular policy initiative a month before the election.But compared with what President Trump and Republicans are doing now, it’s the difference between using the “Take a penny, leave a penny” container at the convenience store and pulling a gun on the cashier, emptying theregister, then backing a truck up to the door to steal half the merchandise.

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His name is Michael Weiner.

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Perhaps The Lincoln Project people could have some fun with an ad to showcase this fuckery?

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I'm surprised they're not requiring a "Vote Trump" bumper sticker and pin to be included as well, paid for by the taxpayers, of course.

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No, but the prez can request priorities and will appoint someone likely to go about the job in a way that comports with the prez’ philosophy. That much is unavoidable. I’m hoping he picks a real pit bull for AG, and lets them off the leash on these fuckers, not that he tries to run Justice for his own ends. Big difference.

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Disqus is not letting me post the excellent and definitely insanely hilarious gif I wanted to put up so now you're missing out on a very timely Clueless reference

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They do turn to dust. Also if you can't get to one because of transportation, roads, age, other reasons.

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I was hoping we’d get Mr. Nutter Butter when I saw the original post!

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"OK, listen up. This is an analog clock face, and this is a digital clock face. You with me so far?"

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I dunno, hard to tell. . . .

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Waste of bud.

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