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Wear a mask. Take Vitamin D. Wash your hands, and when you can't wash, sanitize them. And as far as you are able, stay the fuck away from me everyone, apart from anyone with whom you live. I'm getting vaccinated soon, but shall continue to maintain these protocols. Ta, Stephen.

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Deep condolences. May his memory always be a blessing.

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<lorre>You bloated idiot!</lorre>

Dr. Fauci doesn't work for the Trump Administration or you would have fired him by now. He works for the US Government, you syphilitic sumbitch!

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Apparently that's the punishment in Indonesia for people who don't wear masks as proscribed.

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One of the nice things about my old man and my stepmother popping their clogs in 2017 and early 2018 is that neither of them got to vote for Trump a second time.

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I can recall George Romney, Edward Brooke, and Margaret Chase Smith as being decent people whom you could disagree with in principal without thinking they were fundamentally dishonest.

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I've been thinking the same thing. Maybe we could do a GoFundMe to send Daniel to a nice tropical resort for a couple of weeks where they don't have internet.

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Meanwhile in down unda land we're freaking out because we have had 18 new cases in one day for a big state

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I am so sorry

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If you guys didn't have so many things that want to kill me and didn't go up in flames quite so regularly, I would totally want to go to there.

I would totally be an asset - I've done my research... I've read In a Sunburned Country, get the joke when people say they speak Strine, am well versed in Miss Fisher's Murder Mysteries and know all the subplots in A Place to Call Home, have watched every episode of Mr. & Mrs. Murder, Jack Irish, The Code, and 800 Words, and didn't watch the Doctor Blake Mysteries until Craig McLachlan was cleared.

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you could always wear a flame retardant bio hazard suit for protection (we do)

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Excellent tip! Thank you!

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We do that at work, too. If there's a chemical that's mildly dangerous, we tell the guys it'll make their pecker fall off. Their PPE compliance goes way up!

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Wouldn’t Melania be party to the tax fraud as well? And wouldn’t that mean she’s facing AG James in the next few months as well? I’ve not heard anyone discuss her liability.

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I was proud of how well my self cuts looked and bragged I will never see a barber again. A couple months back I slipped resulting in a nasty bald spot that required wearing a hat. Come on vaccine, and I will tip more than my usual 20%.

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