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Tangface may be too dumb and lazy. but Ivanka probably isn't.

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He's worn down?! Now he knows how four years of his misrule feels

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Mar-a-Lago was completed in 1927 by a Post Cereal/General Foods heiress. I’d just want it out of TFG’s ownership and his family’s.

No need to trash the place anymore than TFG already has.

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/...

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They're perfectly and harmoniously placed. It's like Japanese flower arrangement.

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"...like maybe at Bedminster or something..."

Exactly. Or maybe he stuck them up his ass. It's got as big enough opening, for sure.

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Lucky for Pussolini that we're within the DOJ's sixty day Purge window in which all Republinazi crimes are legal.

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You betcha.

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Sorry buddy. That's only for Iraqis.

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Speaking of collective plate -- every fucking day I have to drive past a neighbor's house with the sign Don't Blame Me - I Voted For Trump."

And every day I say Yes, I still blame you, asshole.

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"OK, fellas, I know this is a shit job, but it comes with hazard pay. Also, I'll give every volunteer an extra week's vacation. How about it?"

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Crickets...

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Upvote for "Pussolini."

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so if he is inviting them back, that means he's already storing that shit somewhere else, just saying

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Turn that place upside down and shake it vigorously. Leave no piece of furniture intact. Smash everything.

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That that include a continental breakfast?

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he “wants to move on.” [...] He's not the only fucking one. I think most of us would be happy if he just kept moving on. Farther and further away.

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