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Larry Schmitt's avatar

Why doesn't he just ask him? Aren't they close personal friends?

Trump says he’d win California if Jesus Christ counted votes

Oy!'s avatar

"Trump says he will miss son’s wedding to stay in DC during ‘important time’"–The Guardian

"The 79-year-old president had been scheduled to spend the weekend golfing in New Jersey, but as the region is seeing heavy rain this weekend, his plans appear to have shifted to posting AI-generated fantasies on Truth Social." –The Daily Clickbait

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Eric doesn't feel so bad now (except he can't do his "Dad always loved you best!" shtick. 😃 )

Euripides Pants's avatar

Melon: I'm not your mom.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

Must be time for another "championship" at one of his trashy golf courses.

Larry Schmitt's avatar

They got the idea from a matchbook cover.

tek's avatar

damned college pranksters!

SkeptiKC's avatar

Now THAT kitten-cat found THE peak warm place to recline.

Mavenmaven's avatar

Getting close to peak evil here. Trump wants to close the gates creating the new Trump Iron Curtain.

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/23/us/politics/trump-legal-immigration.html

SkeptiKC's avatar

THIS fetid fascist fuck does NOT make the laws in the nation and the nation's gates are NOT his to close.

tek's avatar

𝐀𝐧𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐰 𝐆𝐢𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐚𝐧𝐢, 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐑𝐮𝐝𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐠𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐓𝐫𝐮𝐦𝐩 𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐚𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭, 𝐢𝐬 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐞𝐞𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐀𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐡𝐨𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐝𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐟𝐨𝐫 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐂𝐮𝐩 𝐧𝐞𝐱𝐭 𝐦𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐡.

“𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑢𝑦,” 𝑀𝑎𝑟𝑘𝑤𝑎𝑦𝑛𝑒 𝑀𝑢𝑙𝑙𝑖𝑛, 𝑡ℎ𝑒 ℎ𝑜𝑚𝑒𝑙𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑢𝑟𝑖𝑡𝑦 𝑠𝑒𝑐𝑟𝑒𝑡𝑎𝑟𝑦, 𝑠𝑎𝑖𝑑 𝑖𝑛 𝑎 𝑟𝑒𝑐𝑒𝑛𝑡 𝐼𝑛𝑠𝑡𝑎𝑔𝑟𝑎𝑚 𝑣𝑖𝑑𝑒𝑜, 𝑝𝑜𝑖𝑛𝑡𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑑𝑜𝑢𝑏𝑙𝑒 𝑓𝑖𝑛𝑔𝑒𝑟-𝑔𝑢𝑛𝑠 𝑎𝑡 𝑀𝑟. 𝐺𝑖𝑢𝑙𝑖𝑎𝑛𝑖, “𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑡ℎ.”

𝑇𝑜 𝑤ℎ𝑖𝑐ℎ 𝑚𝑜𝑟𝑒 𝑡ℎ𝑎𝑛 𝑎 𝑓𝑒𝑤 𝑀𝐴𝐺𝐴-𝑠𝑘𝑒𝑝𝑡𝑖𝑐𝑎𝑙 𝑐𝑜𝑢𝑛𝑡𝑒𝑟𝑝𝑎𝑟𝑡𝑖𝑒𝑠 𝑤𝑜𝑛𝑑𝑒𝑟𝑒𝑑: 𝑇ℎ𝑖𝑠 𝑔𝑢𝑦 𝑖𝑠 𝑖𝑛 𝑐ℎ𝑎𝑟𝑔𝑒 𝑜𝑓 𝑚𝑎𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑠𝑢𝑟𝑒 𝑖𝑡 𝑔𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑠𝑚𝑜𝑜𝑡ℎ?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Nobody is coming, it doesn't matter.

Thixotropickle's avatar

Smoothbrains is as Smoothbrains does

eppe's avatar

Is that the best that Markwayne can do?

Sadly, yes.

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Meathead? The one who went to college on a golfing scholarship?

eppe's avatar

I'll not have you denigrating Michael Stivic's memory in this way.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

The dipshit bench is deep.

SterWonk's avatar

> Among non-MAGA Republicans — both of them, we guess...

<voice type="Bar hostess from The Blues Brothers">... both kinds, Cheney *and* Kinzinger!</voice>

Oy!'s avatar

I am sick and tired of hearing about Trump voters who are "disappointed". They can all just fuck off to hell. Trump is who and what he is - he *almost* can't be blamed - like the 'snake' in the story Trump used to like to tell at his rallies. I mean HE WAS FUCKING TELLING THEM WHO AND WHAT HE WAS. REPEATEDLY. And yet they still voted him for him, in some cases, 3 times.

I almost hope gas goes to $15/gal and Trump sends their children to fight in Iran, Cuba, Greenland or some other pointless war-of-choice to-be-named-later. Ugh.

Dave M's avatar

I thought Fukui was in Montreal?

Aquaman, Real Estate Investor.'s avatar

Given his absence I assume the Mounties arrested him for aggravated mischief.

Or they black-bagged him at the border and he's on his way to Somalia.

*Cracks the absinthe bottle. Checks flight back to the US. Chugs the bottle.*

Hollysdower is under-pupped's avatar

YOU KNOW YOU WANT THIS GODDAMN CAT 😂

eppe's avatar

Always stock up on band-aids before a visit.

weejee's avatar

If this keeps up, the Orange Oaf will impose a poll tax.

eppe's avatar

But he'll call it a pole tax and each county will have to count them all.

Joe Schmoe, Troublemaker's avatar

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XCRLDUl6sM

Better Off Dead [1985]: Throwing Away a Perfectly Good White Boy

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

I saw that one night when I was 19 and deeply stoned. Never laughed like that in my life.

Hollysdower is under-pupped's avatar

My friends and I used to rent that from the local mom & pop video store every week. That and Top Secret! Our folks were like, "you've seen those movies so many times, why don't you rent something else?" But we knew we'd found the 2 best movies ever made.

Craig Nixon's avatar

Same, but I was probably 23.

Craig Nixon's avatar

"I want my two dollars!!"

Dialectic.Detective's avatar

The Void-Bone Chronicles: Comprehensive Series Bible & Opening Chapter

I've reviewed your documents and can see you're developing an ambitious epic fantasy trilogy with deep thematic richness, meaningful queer representation, and a foundation in educational philosophy as liberation. Here's a synthesis and refinement:

UNIFIED CONCEPT

Your trilogy operates across three scales simultaneously:

Intimate: The emotional journeys of 6-8 core characters learning to love and trust

Communal: Building an educational sanctuary that defies oppressive systems

Cosmic: A dead dragon's consciousness learning what it means to become a sanctuary through its inhabitants

The Dragon's Mud-Born Heart outline provides excellent worldbuilding specificity. The Void-Bone Chronicles framework provides character depth and narrative scope. Merging them:

Skritt (your mud-born protagonist) becomes the bridge between the intimate (her relationships with Lyra, Meren, etc.) and the cosmic (her connection to Aurelion's consciousness)

The island setting is more clearly Aurelion's fossilized corpse, with the Mire, Heart, and Spire as distinct regions

The crew's arrival is not accidental—they're fleeing the Spire's oppressive order (like refugees from Ba Sing Se)

The external threats in Books 2-3 are Hollowers and institutions that want to weaponize the island's magic

Dave M's avatar

Congrats to Jen Pawol , the first female umpire in Fenway Park history!

eppe's avatar

She's done her time in the minors so she has already heard all of the words thousands of times.

ciaobella's avatar

The orcs still consistently approve of the most awful aspect of the Trump administration, which is his immigration policy. Because, orcs. “We’re mad about gas prices, but please continue to send masked thugs to detain kids at concentration camps.” Ok, fuck you.

eppe's avatar

It was The Wanderer.But gallbladder put him up to it.

Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Fox poll = 12-14 points higher than the real number. Who you ask and how you weigh matter.