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Or bending over enough to wipe his own ass?

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TFG and his joke of an attorney, Alina Habba, were also ordered to pay $1 million in legal fees to the Defendants in the Clinton et al. case, where he sued everyone and their dog over the 2016 election (you know, the one that he “won”). In that case, the judge ordered the fees to be paid as Rule 11 sanctions for filing a frivolous lawsuit. The Rule 11 standard is actually pretty high, and the court has to find that it was both without basis in law or fact, and that it was filed for purposes of harassment.

The point is, there are multiple cases where TFG has been ordered to pay defendants’ legal fees, which is pretty much unheard of in the US legal system. He’s just that special!

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As much as today sucked for Trump, it was still the best day of the rest of his life.

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Magat Getting Arrested Again

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Well, he's all but promised to ratfuck any R nominee that isn't him, so you can sleep at night. I'm also wondering which R clown you think can beat Joe or any Dem? ... and how?

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We only won the Electoral College by hairs in places like Georgia and Arizona because Republican and right-leaning Independent suburbanites voted to get rid of Trump. Give them a non-Trump alternative and they will take it and we will lose the EC.

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Looks like tRump is going to go through diapers a lot more quickly.

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That Jack Smith is no Jack Zoff, I can tell you that. He's got that grim, no nonsense look, like-- "Whadidja have for lunch, Bucko?" and you'd be "Well a liverwurst sammich," and then for the life of you, you'd completely blank out on what kinda bread, and that would be exactly his next question, that's Jack Smith in a nutshell, pardon my French.

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Then there was the SLAPP they filed against the woman who first brought the Chump "university" lawsuit. As I recall, she'd withdrawn because of the harassment from Chump's team. As always, they didn't know what they were doing - filing a SLAPP in California! I don't know if Chump ever paid her - as I recall, the penalty was $350,000.

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Kid Squid

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Let me know when ANTIFA is elected president.

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"Shut up, there's no "maybe" about it, that's exactly how it is." 100%

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You can fuck on a golf course but I don't think one can actually fuck golf. Although I think people have probably tried, in the last 400 years or so.

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And a throw by this caddy.

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Banana Splits Doctor is dead? How did I not know that?

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