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The Wanderer's avatar

ARG 0-2 EGY, 59th minute.

Shit, disallowed by a foul in the attacking end.

ARG 0-1 EGY

StarJamma's avatar

The USMNT, AT BEST, was going to luck into the quarterfinals and get their ass handed to them. It just happened one game earlier. It seems a bit crazy that not very long ago, everyone in the American soccer world was glazing Pulisic; we somehow think that a player is going to salvage our half-hearted investment in this game. Trump meddling in this is just the chef's kiss. The world can really see how our reputation has fallen with our over-the-top corruption oozing even into singular Cup matches. Integrity won't be coming back for decades....or even hosting the World Cup for that matter.

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Andrew Giuliani was also in on the pressure push.

Cheating is the only value in competition that Trump knows.

The U.S. team just was not very good. They pretty much were bad at everything last nite. They also lost to Turkey, who were eliminated.

FIFA has rescinded a Red Card previously. But it was before the World Cup started and I think that it was for Messi. Infantino has shit on himself with Trump, ever since Trump took office. Unfortunately, he had no choice, just to keep Trump from fucking up the entire World Cup tournament. Trump could have made the Cup a whole lot worse.

Barbara Thorniley's avatar

So embarrassing, tainted forever.

The Wanderer's avatar

ARG 0-1 EGY, halftime.

Lyly, Super Tuna 🐟's avatar

Are you kidding me!? Do it, Egypt! (Yes I'm a bitter french person who never got over 2022).

Demme Epstein Fatale's avatar

The USA played their worst game in the World Cup.

Trump jinx.

(I'm now rooting for Belgium because of their superb mocking of the YMCA "dance.")

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=le10UkEHDKk

josephebacon's avatar

I am just waiting for someone at the NATO meeting to tell Trump to go fuck himself...

Cincinnatus's avatar

My heart goes out to him, but I admit to finding it amusing when athletes injure themselves (or team mates) while celebrating.

"England's Jordan Henderson will be sidelined for the remainder of the World Cup, Sky Sports reported on Monday, as he requires surgery on the freak arm injury he suffered during celebrations after their 3-2 last-16 victory over Mexico. The experienced Brentford midfielder landed awkwardly when he slipped while climbing over a barrier at the Azteca Stadium on Sunday, and video footage showed his forearm buckling."

Rhand Holm's avatar

The Felon certain has the shit touch.

SLS's avatar

<It’s as if the man walks around trailed by a black cloud that sucks in everything even remotely good or hopeful or fun and disappears it into a void beyond the reach of all consciousness.>

Has anyone in this thread yet mentioned Joe Btfsplk, the Al Capp/Li'l Abner character who existed under a permanent cloud of misery and brought misfortune to all he encountered? The similarity is worthy of note...

The Wanderer's avatar

Yeah, someone did earlier downthread.

satch's avatar

Little remembered fact: TFG visited the Ryder Cup in 2025 in an attempt to inspire the US team. Of course they lost 15-13.

satch's avatar

Oops, sorry. Already mentioned. Should have read the whole post.

Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He's backing Vlad over Zelenskyy so that's a good thing.

Fifth Dentist's avatar

So, anyway, why did Elaine Chao have to fly to China to meet with the vice president?

Georgiaburning's avatar

Emergency meeting with her boss

Rhand Holm's avatar

Last minute sale on influence.

CzechJournalists's avatar

lots of peeps not nominally in govmint be acting like they in govmint.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Queerly enough other teams’ attempts to get red cards overturned are being stonewalled.

wavicles's avatar

Huh, that's weird.

Elviouslyqueer's avatar

Because their checks didn't cash, obvs.

The Wanderer's avatar

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

ARG 0-1 EGY

PK by Messi blocked

JunkYardDogg's avatar

Thanks for reminding me

Kira Thomsen-Cheek's avatar

USA was gonna lose anyway. They qualified by playing teams in the CONCACAF - not UEFA - and are just not as good as teams from true footballing nations. Their crashing out was inevitable.

Infantino dodged a YOOOOGE bullet when they lost. If the US had won after this heinous, corrupt, and reprehensible intervention it would have kicked off a firestorm of pushback and international footie mayhem.

As it is, I loved Belgium’s Twitter riposte after winning: a pic of the team triumphant, captioned “Overturn this.” 😂 🇧🇪

The Wanderer's avatar

They play Spain next, on 7/10.

Pexas Teat's avatar

It'll be a grudge match, like when any former colony plays their oppressors.

Sometimes Belgium is on the receiving end of that, too.

Saviour of Bread's avatar

Red Devils play La Roja. I sense a theme.

The Wanderer's avatar

Some of the spicier bits of the Eighty Year's War?

AIB's avatar

I would like to utter some words rarely heard these days: fair play. I hope we can return to a time when fair play is as important as winning.