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Ta, Dok.

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The plastic bottle to the head had me lol. Yea, I said that.

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Spot. Fucking. On.

I am totally steeling this

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Cheap? That asshole is many things; liar, abuser, thief and yes, con man, but cheap is not one of them!I'll be eating dog food from a can just so the Feds can use my SS to pay for his golf habit if this madness continues.

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Since we now have 1000 sick people we only have to double 5 times before we run out of respirators. That nice Governor of Washington state said it was doubling every day. Italy is showing a doubling every two days. The world average for doubling time is about 5 days. So between 5 and 25 days before we run out of the stockpile of respirators. There are about 60000 breathing machines and about half them are already in use.

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Official policy.....die. Die quickly.

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It's only half a billion - so no worries at all.

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How about providing test kits for everyone that is at risk? I'm a 61 year old diabetic, which puts me in that category. No symptoms, but I would like to be sure.

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They make as much sense as Trump groping Pence.

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I can't wait to see OHJB challenge 45 to either A) a push up contest, or B) a fist fight.

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It would take 58 million sick people before there would be a trillion dollars in hospital charges.

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That is his Primary erection. Wait until November when he gets a General erection.

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How about a push up contest and then a fist fight?(!)

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"Several House Democrats also pointed out that a payroll tax wouldn't do a thing to help those who'd be hit hardest by an economic downturn. Rep. Don Beyer (D-Virginia) said it would make more sense to get money straight into the hands of people whose jobs are affected the most, because for folks who are just getting by, a payroll tax cut doesn't amount to much" YES and gig workers and disabled people who supplement their small Social Security, you can earn less than $1,220 per mo. on disability with small jobs. Don't let these people get shut out.

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They have actually blamed Obama for some shit having to do with this. Yes they have.

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BUT OBUMMER

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