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I agree, I figure when the stacks of criminal charges come out, without the bother of a Secret Service detail, it'll be *so* much easier for him to hop a plane to somewhere with no extradition treaty.

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Didn't know that polonium was a corndog condiment...

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Gomez: [to Fester] "You'll meet someone. Someone very special. Someone who won't press charges."

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How goddam stupid are you libruls? It's right there in the lead photo: Junior wants to go canoeing without a bunch of nosy Secret Service agents trailing along. Gen. Kelly himself suggested it, and even offered to provide a guide.

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I guess Kellyanne just isn't special anymore.

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Only my hairdresser know for sure!

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There's a picture of him with an elephant's tail (I think; maybe a rhino or something, for all I know) as a trophy. Both hands, the knife, and all of his clothes: spotless. Dickless couldn't even collect his own fucking trophy. Mighty fucking hunter.

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If they're doing that, I guess. But on the other hand I like the idea of children feeling safe with people that they trust. Especially with who they've got for parents.

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USVI ! Go, right now!

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It's easy.The Secret Service has to take an oath on the constitution.Hired goons do not.Ta da!

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It might not even be. There are plenty of poachers for hire in other countries who rake in the dough so pasty Americans can get their kill on.

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A walrus hunt in Antarctica sounds like a great idea.

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But I thought she had special needs which is why there's always a straight jacket on hand

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Those, alone, merit a prison term.

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again we see the experts are correct: this is the family of no chins.

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Unless they buy one, as did Iwanka.

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