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“If you have a guys’ place you have a guys’ place," cause we manly men need our safe spaces away from women so we don't have to scurry away to the locker room to talk about how we really feel about women.

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IKR, how terrible it must be to be told you're wrong over and over and over, why can't you just change your name so they can have an easier time pretending to care about you?

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Maybe put Mexican jumping beans in them, so they randomly bounce just a little tiny bit as you're trying to swing at them.

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Hence the use of "wish" rather than "elect" or "vote."

The line of succession can, however, be changed by parliament as they recently did for William and Kate's daughter. The law was changed so even if another son is born, daughter Charlotte still keeps her spot in line for the throne. England's over 1,000-year policy of adhering to outrageously unfair male-preference primogeniture was finally ended with that change.

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Well, piss on Trump Jr *and* his golf courses. Oh, wait ... http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-...

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It's why I finally said fuck it and went into business for myself. While I could. I eventually had to work for someone again and unfortunately even though it was a woman she was a nightmare. Now I am working toward working for myself again.

But not all professions can be done on one's own. I'm so sorry about what's happened to you.

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Except the last thing William wants is to be king. He does everything he can to avoid the real work of a royal--going around and looking at things.

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Maybe he can be a caddy, the worthless shitheel.

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See, ladies ARE good at golf. Foreign ones at that. Eat it Don Jr., you're holding up the green for the REAL pros.

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A brief flashback from Lady MS: USPS 1978, one of four U.S. Mulettes in decidedly male workplace. One boss, resplendently bedecked in his WWJD tie pin, insisted on standing behind me and regaling me with details of his sexual proclivities; I repeatedly informed him that this was WAY TMI...to no avail. So one day, he made the mistake of yelling some instruction across the workroom floor, followed by an unsolicited term of endearment. I called back, "'Sweetie' me one more time, and you'll be wearing (our Male EEO rep) as a second skin for the rest of your natural-born life!" ALL the men laughed at HIM. Problem solved.

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RIP classy Arnold Palmer...

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Wish I could up vote this glorious parody twice:)

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Epilogue: Was subsequently elected as delegate to every state/natl. union convention, as well as editor of our award-winning local newsletter...which says great things about men, in general...when confronted with idiocy, they will usually reject it.Amirite, ladies?

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See above. At 23, your options are open. Feel free to move about the cabin and take down the pigs. you will be surprised at how many REAL men will support you. Keep the faith, speak your mind and soldier on. Illigitmus non est carborundum, or so the old folks say...

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To all young women: buckle up, knuckle up. take your cue from Robyn, et. al. Fighting the good fight ain't for victims or sissies. Quitcher bitching', stand your ground and be ready to face the backlash. There's no cryin' in true feminism. Just ask Hillary...

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🖐🏼 I'd be a very wealthy woman if I had a dime every time some gasbag told me I need to smile.

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