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Bear: PROTECT THE AMERICUB's avatar

Yeah, well, Hunter Biden LAPTOP! Game, set, match!!1!11!!!

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Enter Ranting's avatar

Went to Stanford?! Is Jensen Huang one of those elites you hear so much about?!

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Thomas W. Kester's avatar

I didn't realize what Trump wanting a 'mandate' really meant until I read this.

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Stephanie Hobbs's avatar

What did he give them that he hasn't discussed? Suddenly, gas went down a whopping 5 cents.

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Tommy Mo's avatar

Where can one purchase some NVision toilet paper?

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Mike_Cramer's avatar

“Huang has been described as apolitical…”

Don't say that he's hypocritical,

Say rather that he's apolitical.

"Once the rockets are up, who cares where they come down?

That's not my department, " says Wernher von Braun.

—Tom Lehrer

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Mexfiles's avatar

Beware of sheiks bearing grifts.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

I'll bet the Emir is a bit miffed he couldn't dump his white elephant 747 on Donnie Dipshit.

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Hank Napkin's avatar

I think that Brent there, maybe two years older now, is in fact my boss...

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Well, huh. The across the street rental neighbors of the (alleged) illegal grow op did indeed move out in a hurry this week and we have new neighbors. They do not look very white which will *checks notes* not matter two fucks to everyone* except my gun toting militia neighbors. Who they moved next to.

*As long as they maintain their lawn! We have a strict anti blight law and if one house attracts attention we all get extra checks. Guess who routinely does not maintain their lawn? The militia fuckers!

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

You need a sign: "Liberals Cut Their Grass"

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

"Liberals = Good neighbors"

Seriously, for fucking ever my dad, and the old dudes who lived on either side of my house would politely go together to meet new neighbors together and stress the importance of lawn maintenance. Our three households have lived here the longest, and if the new neighbors were not up on lawn knowledge they would help them get up to speed, including offering older but well maintained lawnmowers as welcome to the neighborhood gifts, or the name of a long standing reliable lawn service a lot of us now use. I know, this is like the most subburban thing ever, but we are an older aging burb with lower house prices and pretty good schools so we get a lot of first time homeowners.

The only house that did not get the message, and the help, was the militia house, who told the three weirdos to fuck off, and flashed a pistol. When they found out they turned down free equipment they tried to make nice, but it was too late.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Infuriatingly but predictably, a lot of the MSM is sanewashing this into "a foreign policy based on capitalism and entrepreneurship" and "the new mercantilism," and talking about how capital is replacing traditional alignments and barriers among nations etc. etc. puke.

I guess it's just too fucking hard or uncouth or whatever to call this what it is: Bribing Trump and his family with what for them is trivial amounts of money to get all the weapons they desperately covet, as well as other little courtesies such as completely overlooking inconsequential peccadillos like violations of international law.

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Land Shark 🇺🇦 🏳️‍⚧️'s avatar

🎶 To everything

Spin, spin, spin.

There is a season

Spin, spin, spin.

And a time for all grifting under Heaven. ♬

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

If it wasn’t obvious by now, it should be that Krasnov doesn’t give a rat’s ass about the security of America. He is in it to enrich himself further. He’s sell nuclear weapons and ICBMS to Iran and North Korea if he could make a buck.

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Marcie. When will the halal chickens come home to roost?

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

*snort*

Yep, sums it up perfectly.

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lmurr's avatar

I look forward to our new Skynet overlords. I'm sure they will be benevolent.

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JustPixelz's avatar

Trump warns Walmart: Don’t raise prices due to my tariffs but do eat the costs from those taxes [https://apnews.com/article/trump-tariffs-walmart-inflation-import-taxes-e2012e0d9e242b0be0b9474aa58d41fd]

NOTE TO SELF: Sell all my Walmart stock before Attorney General Pam starts the investigation.

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Bitter Scribe's avatar

Price controls soon to come.

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Hops: 86/47 or bust's avatar

How could any sane person work for tRump, and not laugh in his face at this bullshit?

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I'm looking forward to his eventual death if for no other reason how cult members are affected by the death of the leader.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

"Sane" being the subjective but operative word in your question.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

Because he is still the main conduit for republicans to gain power.

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Teen Laqueefa's avatar

He's a pretty shitty capitalist, eh?

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Satanic Pancake's avatar

He's also a petty shit. And just plain shit.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Do you know,how annoyed I am to be Team Walmart??????

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Mexfiles's avatar

I'd rather see the workers seize the means of ... uh.. distribution. Be nice if they made a living wage.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

Amen! I work for the retail company Sam Walton ripped off the idea for Wal-Mart from, and while its retail, its also about half unionized, which means for us lifers we can almost make a living wage. I'm in a union store, and honestly do not understand why new stores vote against the union.

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Wookiee Monster's avatar

I’m still on Team Let Them Destroy Each Other.

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Up Here in the Clouds's avatar

I am ok with Wal-Mart taking him down with lawsuits, and going bankrupt in the process.

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BillEGoatSmile's avatar

Thanks, I finally know what Nvidia is! (When the stock market was freefalling, CNBC often had that one stock in a corner of the teevee, like it was oh-so-special.)

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TerseNurse's avatar

and I always assumed it was a Russian skin moisturizer!

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Stanta Knows's avatar

It's also a dessert topping

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TerseNurse's avatar

In Soviet Russia, skin care products ARE dessert topping

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Richard S's avatar

Assuming you have dessert.....

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