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Regret's avatar

Are you sure they aren't just being nice because Americans are dangerous with their planes and their bombs and their guns and their massive economic power, and let's not forget the nukes. When the bully is being nice for a change it is wise to reward that behaviour, maybe he will stay nice this time. It's not like the rest of the world can move to a different school(planet), transport costs to Mars are prohibitive and the Martian infrastructure hasn't been built yet.

sly-3's avatar

Somewhere, Tom Cotton is caressing his stockpile of unsent seditious letters.

Moomin Maiden-fully vaxxed's avatar

thank you thank you. that made me so happy.

Daniel's avatar

Biden Can't Put The Blame On Trump Forever

It's high time he acted like a President and brought the troops home from Iran

By Bret Stephens NYT23rd January, 2021

Daniel's avatar

"until Trump baselessly accused Iran of cheating and pulled out."

Something about projection, something about "I wish"...

-Ivana Trump

Princess Erika the Radiant's avatar

The Weasel Headed One has wanted to start a war with someone and nuke something for the past 4 years - he probably thinks if he had he would have won and been dictator for life

And this point, were lucky if he just nukes Iran and doesn't also nuke Philadelphia, New York, and Lost Angeles

https://media1.giphy.com/me...

pstokk's avatar

Definitely. Nukes should only be allowed for virtuous and rational nations. Oh by the way, we almost bombed you last week as a domestic political stunt.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

we have blown kisses to one another after saying "I love you" just before ending a phone conversation for the last 22 years, without fail. I knew when she hung up that the guilt over that skipped kiss would keep her up all night and she would be required by her own heart to call me back. I am glad she did too.

Skepti-KC's avatar

Indeed there is not insofar as I am aware.

Flower Power's avatar

And Chicago. Don't forget he doesn't like Chicago either.

Flower Power's avatar

And thank YOU for that King B.

Flower Power's avatar

So cute! Like little living vacumes.

data_ninja's avatar

Thanks for the link! I don't think I was even close...