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Nah, Dubya was utterly horrible. I seriously thought, on the day Barack Obama's inauguration, that I had seen the worst president in history finally get shoved to the gutter where he belonged. Clearly I had not nearly enough imagination.

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It was better in the original german.

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Probably he and his aides and his family and any nearby cleaning personnel had a pretty hearty series of laughs and creative responses in private, however.

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And being elected president isn't enough of a replacement. He don't got much and the world in always closing in is the only way I can make that make sense.

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Well, towards the light, anyway.

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Or not jerked and there would have been quality sperm on hand, um, right, ... ... and quality sperm would have been available for the impregnation.

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I agree. He seriously seems to have thought being President would mean "everyone has to love me," perhaps because he pathetically saw how much people loved Obama. At that point he was more like a four year old, before discovering that it isn't how it was going to work, and he has slowly reverted, finally, back into wailing infancy. He couldn't give a shit about the actual job of the Presidency, never has, never will, only that he wants crowds to cheer him. He is so mentally ill, it's almost sad, except he's so viciously cruel.

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"He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot, but don't let that fool you: He really is an idiot!"

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The CiC of Dumbassistan clearing his mind for the new day.

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Them and the rest of the country, given how Canadians think of Trump.

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The Toddler-in-Chief's tweets encouraging his wingnut supporters to attack the media has an me conflicted. My younger brother, an ardent tRump supporter because 2nd Amendment/hate Hillary, works for a local TV station driving one of their satellite truck, so now, he is in the crosshairs of Lord Dampnut's insane, media-hating clown posse.

I am conflicted because, though I worry about him, at the same time, I find it kind of amusing.

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Pfft. He is a Saturday morning cartoon.

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Everybody is jealous because all the wimmens love when Donny grabs their Hey Nonny Nonny.

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If Jesus Christ himself returned and told them Trump is the worst president ever, they'd nail him to a cross.Jesus, that is, nailed to the cross. Trump would be tweeting about the long-haired loser.

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Those wimmens also love it when the patriarchs tell them to go make a sammich or beer me.Sigh!

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That looks more like Kellyanne Conway.

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