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It must be such a relief to Hunter Biden that the Orange Emperor is directing his followers' attention to someone else's penis for a change.

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That’s a serious late stage long-TDS condition you’re nursing there amigo.

Yeah, Trumps not articulate…like Epstein Isle Reg’lar Bill-the-Blowjob-president was. And half-breed closet knob-slobberer and Nobel Body Count Award winner Barry O was. Don’t reckon they’d be voted back in even if the national water supply was dosed with PCP, to replace fluoride.

Joe Biden is renowned for his stroke-like-eloquence. I’m guessing you were unbothered.

And Kamala, the tireless GMO Word-Salad bar lady, loopingloopinglooping incongruous, empty phrases that would’ve served her just fine had she gone into, say, public school education, or a Shopping Channel career. Bless her middle class imagination.

So, we don’t get a Kennedy-level speaker.

We only get a good economy. A turn away from endless war. The porcine federal bureaucracy made leaner. Less meaner. A rebuilding of our long neglected national infrastructure. The elimination of contaminated, poisoned food being purveyed by the fat cats. A recasting of the “healthcare” system, top to bottom, to root out the evildoers (like Fauci.) Secure borders. Not a small thing.

The list goes on and on, but it’s a list that may as well be made of toilet tissue if the admittedly thick-tongued, but admirably hard-headed, and too-rich-to-be-bribed Mr. Trump—who has shown more leadership mettle in just his ear tip than the entire dysfunctional Democratic Party has demonstrated in 40+years—isn’t reinstated.

Oh, he was in the job already for a term, to rave reviews. So, luckily for Democratic NPCs, it’s a lowbrainer.

Keeping up with the polls?

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Yo brother, just shoot us all the links concerning Biden's mental deficiencies, ramblings, etc that you wrote about. I'd love to take a look at them. If in fact, there are any, then I will definitely take your comments about Trump seriously

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Were you calling out Biden's dementia? If not, you are lacking all credibility here. Anyway, cheers

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If you think Biden and Trump are remotely comparable, you're just as bugfuck insane as he is. Biden stumbles over words sometimes, Trump makes no goddamn sense. Whatever brain he may have once possessed is long gone.

"But I think when you talk about the kind of numbers that I'm talking about, that because - look, child care is child care - couldn't, you know, it's something - you have to have it. In this country, you have to have it. But when you talk about those numbers compared to the kind of numbers that I'm talking about by taxing foreign nations at levels that they're not used to, but they'll get used to it very quickly. And it's not going to stop them from doing business with us, but they'll have a very substantial tax when they send product into our country. Those numbers are so much bigger than any numbers that we're talking about, including child care."

“Democrats don’t want voter ID, you know why because they want to cheat. But they don’t wanna—I say, ohhh—they don’t wanna—when I first, I thought, I thought I was seeing things. I thought I was … like … I didn’t hear that when I first started this who—they’d say, ‘The Democrats will not approve voter ID.’ And it’s only gotten worse!”

Find me something remotely close to that from Biden. The first response was to the question "what will you to do make child care more affordable," by the way. It's also another instance of him still not understanding how tariffs work 9 goddamn years later.

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And Trump has a putter.

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Ive upped the odds of him publicly using the “n” word prior to the election to 100%. I’ve also come to realize that our media will immediately normalize it by saying some BS about how he’s trying to connect with urban voters.

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Willing suspension of belief…

A golfer as famous as Arnold Palmer has to be subjected to group showers? Wouldn’t Arnie have the benefit of a solo, private shower?

Also, next thing you know, Big Orange will sole the mystery of the ‘33’ on every bottle of Rolling Rock.

Nah, there’s no genitalia involved; he won’t bother.

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Another airport rally. Apparently, no one in Latrobe will rent Donnie a room.

On another note, I, too, have noticed the paucity of Chump yard signs and the explosion of Harris signs while out running errands. Could it be that the Chump campaign can't afford yard signs because all their money is going to Donnie's lawyers?

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If any of you have read Rick Reilly’s “Who’s Your Caddy”, which you must, there is a relevant discussion about Big John Daly. Further affiant sayeth naught.

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long John Daly is named for his long dong

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How, how is this fucking guy...ugh, this timeline

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Ta, Marcie. I'm late to this particular post, so I'm certain it's all been said. Let's GOTV and vote Harris-Walz and a Democratic ticket from top to bottom. I'm early voting (NY's starts October 26th, which is also the LAST day to register to vote); I still have to research NYC's ballot initiatives, at least one of which would give more power to the mayor, and Eric Adams is a horrible mayor.

And Arnold Palmer, with one foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel, would still have out-golfed TFG.

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I do also need to shout out Jeff Tiedrich for "Donald talking about Arnold's palmer" omg! Another good one!

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Fpotus repeatedly says he'll "refuse to say it" right before he says "it". He thinks he's a comedian. Since his cult laughs like hyenas at literally everything he says, it's no surprise he thinks he's hilarious. The MSM long ago sanitized fpotus's gibberish and fascist speeches. We get no solid, reality based information from them. Unless they get major pushback from subscribers. Sometimes. Or a renegade reporter writes verbatim the convicted felon's "weaves". Thank goodness for some truth based Substack writers; for if all we had was MSM and social media, we would be wallowing in major gaslighting.

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NPR actually did a story on how it was important for them to parse Trump speak into every day english so that their audience could have a coherent story.

No, really, they actually excused their sanewashing as a good thing.

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Perhaps it's already been noted, but d sounds like Arnold had a driver, as opposed to Drumpf's chipping wedge...

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I can't decide if I'm relieved or feeling a bit cheated that he hasn't yet found a way to work Milton Berle into one of his speeches. After all, Uncle Milty was legendary where such matters are concerned.

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Nope, he'd be the "enemy within" because he wore dresses on occasion!

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