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Bageled Mind Virus's avatar

we could use an Arkham Asylum for all the cartoon supervillains at this point.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

It’s like Dreamgirls, except everyone’s evil and no one can sing.

And you DEFINITELY don’t want to see anyone topless.

-=|Seriously, ☑️|=-'s avatar

Umm…you do see the inherent contradiction in that statement, don’t you?

Zyxomma's avatar

Of course there is a viable alternative to DeathSentence. A DEMOCRAT!!

Vogonpoeticlicense's avatar

It was simplified by starting with a Chuckie doll and a cheap toupee.

Hydro's avatar

DeSantis never had a T.V show with any viewership, so Loser45 has no frame of reference for his popularity.

Brian Bixby's avatar

Not sure now, but Mount Trashmore, the Miami city dump, was taller for a while.

Brian Bixby's avatar

Well, at least "the best people" have told him so. I really think that if there were any shenanigans during the 2020 voting it would have been the Rethug leadership paying the voting machine companies to ensure that Rump lost. They desperately needed to get him out of the Oval Office before he could do a Bush and trash the economy completely.

Brian Bixby's avatar

IIRC Ivana said that he kept a copy of 'Mein Kampf' next to the bed.

Brian Bixby's avatar

Drawing and quartering . . .

Brian Bixby's avatar

Imagine visiting a state where they have six inch long cockroaches that fly for a moment. Still doesn't make you want to go?

Ghoti theLinguist's avatar

He looks like a low-eschelon mobster who'll never be a made guy.

newbroom's avatar

pretty simple. death sentence lies and says what asswipe wants to hear.

AdmNaismith's avatar

'It’s like Dreamgirls, except everyone’s evil and no one can sing.'

You'll be hearing me say that now and again.

Tosca's avatar

OMG, how did I miss that reference??? Hat tip to you, smart person.