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we could use an Arkham Asylum for all the cartoon supervillains at this point.

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It’s like Dreamgirls, except everyone’s evil and no one can sing.

And you DEFINITELY don’t want to see anyone topless.

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Umm…you do see the inherent contradiction in that statement, don’t you?

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Even their high point is.

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Of course there is a viable alternative to DeathSentence. A DEMOCRAT!!

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It was simplified by starting with a Chuckie doll and a cheap toupee.

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DeSantis never had a T.V show with any viewership, so Loser45 has no frame of reference for his popularity.

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Not sure now, but Mount Trashmore, the Miami city dump, was taller for a while.

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Well, at least "the best people" have told him so. I really think that if there were any shenanigans during the 2020 voting it would have been the Rethug leadership paying the voting machine companies to ensure that Rump lost. They desperately needed to get him out of the Oval Office before he could do a Bush and trash the economy completely.

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IIRC Ivana said that he kept a copy of 'Mein Kampf' next to the bed.

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Drawing and quartering . . .

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Imagine visiting a state where they have six inch long cockroaches that fly for a moment. Still doesn't make you want to go?

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He looks like a low-eschelon mobster who'll never be a made guy.

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pretty simple. death sentence lies and says what asswipe wants to hear.

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'It’s like Dreamgirls, except everyone’s evil and no one can sing.'

You'll be hearing me say that now and again.

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OMG, how did I miss that reference??? Hat tip to you, smart person.

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