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Our_Man_In_Redneckistan's avatar

Elect a career criminal, expect a crime wave. This isn’t complicated.

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

I have a shell corporation. We make puka bead necklaces....

Hollysdower's avatar

Even disgusting POS Hugh Hefner tried to warn about Epstein and was ignored?!

https://www.rawstory.com/hugh-hefner-jeffrey-epstein/

Belle la Bête f/k/a Girl Guide's avatar

“If Uncle Frank says no… it must be ***really*** bad.”

Catherine O’Hara (PBUH) in Home Alone

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

NYT:

Little Thefts, Big Charges: Trump's Justice Dept. Targets Lesser Fraud As the Trump administration drops charges against corporations and the wealthy, it is also taking aim at small-scale fraud cases.

5 minute read

Thesaurus Wrecks 2547's avatar

As an unbiased reporter I am obligated to mention “Democrats have abandoned the middle class”.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

I've given up trying to understand the sheer rapacious avarice that would require this level of money-grubbing for a man of his age. What good is another billion dollars to someone in their 80's? What is it going to buy you other than a bigger, gaudier headstone?

RefillingThorsBeer's avatar

He wants to build the Taj Maballs as his mausoleum.

Bear is Under-Cubbed's avatar

"But I DESERVE it more than those [demographic group or identity group or adjective]s do!"

helenasgarden's avatar

It's never enough.

MRK's avatar

Billionaires delude themselves in different ways - some get blood transfusions from the young, others invest in tech they think will allow them to upload their brains into computers, others just deny reality entirely - but they all think they're going to live forever.

tehbaddr's avatar

OT:

cnn:

"The CEO who fired 900 people on Zoom just before Christmas wants his job back"

GO FUCK YOURSELF SOCIOPATH!

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

'He's learned his lesson'

Collins, S (R Concerned)

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

Just send him a text.

"No" . . .

Pauly2coffees's avatar

Nothing is going to change until we bring out the guillotines.

Russell Jones's avatar

Did he burn through the entire golden parachute already? Christ, my dude, hows about exercising a little self-control every now and then!

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Job back? He belongs in a pillory.

Russell Jones's avatar

OT: Gotta bitch for a quick sec. Work is on the 11th floor of an 11-floor building. It's hot, it's humid, the AC is out, and the AC will remain out for at least another four days.

I don't think anyone here is fuck-all stupid enough to say "How about this heat?!" but if that happens, there may be murder afoot up in here.

tehbaddr's avatar

It's not the heat, it's the stupidity!

Bradthe🤖's avatar

If anyone has a portable A/C at home, now would be a great time to put it to use!

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

Heard on the TV in the Other Room yesterday:

Character talking to self -

"Murder is not a coping mechanism.

Murder is not a coping mechanism.

Murder is not a coping mechanism?

Murder is NOT a coping mechanism."

Russell Jones's avatar

I'll opt for the lolyerly response and say, "It depends." :D

vorpal 86...47...ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ ʰᵘᵗ's avatar

'It's not the heat... it's the humid-----ACK BLEARGH NOOOOO!!!!'

goCatgo's avatar
5mEdited

With the AC out, I bet a lot of windows are open. In an 11 story building.

Open windows, 11 stories, a sudden gust of wind, who knows what might happen. 🏢 🌬

Russell Jones's avatar

You are correct, sir!

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

Ummm…I would send everyone home. Seems humane.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

So how long have you been a member of the communist party?

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

OT: Yet again.

𝗠𝗔𝗚𝗔 𝘀𝗵𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗶𝘁𝘀 𝗼𝘄𝗻 𝗽𝗮𝗻𝘁𝘀, 𝗯𝗹𝗮𝗺𝗲𝘀 𝗝𝗼𝗲 𝗕𝗶𝗱𝗲𝗻

𝘚𝘱𝘰𝘪𝘭𝘦𝘳 𝘢𝘭𝘦𝘳𝘵: 𝘩𝘦 𝘥𝘪𝘥𝘯’𝘵 𝘥𝘰 𝘵𝘩𝘢𝘵.

https://substack.com/home/post/p-211051889

Frank Talk, Action Pundit!'s avatar

On the MAGAsphere’s inability to ever take responsibility for their own dumbfuckery...

"‘Oh fuck no, it’s happening again.’

‘No, no, not now,’ moans Preznit Fuckwit, as he shits himself, right there on the ninth green.

He turns to his beloved diaper nurse, Natalie. ‘Why?’ he asks her. ‘Why did Joe Biden do this?’"

Cincinnatus's avatar

As someone in the biz, it was a royal pain trying to help one-off small investors, who obviously weren't the target of the program, comply with the Beneficial Ownership Interest documentation required. No surprise if this program was canceled just because of that burden.

Herr Snackmeier's avatar

This is just the latest in the conversion of civil rights and civil liberties into luxury goods, available only to the wealthiest.

Abortion, privacy, clean air, clean water, clean soil, access to natural spaces, justice, free speech, common decency, basic respect, having one's vote counted -- those are now boutique items available only to those who already have everything.

TerseNurse's avatar

entirely OT: I just realized a moment ago that I have not seen even *most of* the Star Wars films.

Pauly2coffees's avatar

I saw the original one and one of the more recent ones.

My Erdos Number Is Five's avatar

You didn’t miss much.

Parakeetist's avatar

As I'm sure you know, they're all on Disney Plus.

It costs a bit, but if you want to watch them, that's where to go.

Also, they have National Geographic, and you can't beat them for documentaries.

Dr. Rrrrrobotnik's avatar

If you've watched the original three, you've pretty much seen all you need to see. And even if you haven't, you've likely pop culture osmosis'ed enough of them to get by.

Chemical's avatar

Star Wars is one of those fandoms where most of the fans hate most of the movies and never stop complaining about them. So based on their own fans, you haven't missed much.

Anarchy Pony's avatar

I just completely stopped caring about Star Wars after The Last Jedi.

MRK's avatar
11mEdited

The loudest fans do that. Most of the rest us happily enjoy episodes 2-6 and ignore those guys. Edit: Also pod racing, but the rest of that movie isn't really worth it.

Oy!'s avatar

Me neither - though I think I've seen clips. Same with all the Star Trek films (old and new)

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Eh, that's fine.

nodak.   5150 47's avatar

there are only three.

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

The women of Afghanistan speak to the BBC about the problems in their country.

Women still want to go to school so they can have a better life.

Human rights should not be in question. Long live these women.

https://www.bbc.com/news/live/cmeqezyrvr7dt

littlerice vice's avatar

AGREE! I've noticed for awhile now that when women get a toe hold on power things progress!

Ambiance Chaser's avatar

What are the chances women in Texas are taking survival notes ? . . .

Anarchy Pony's avatar

Gang of murderers and pirates.

El Bastardo's avatar

A murder of crows, and a pirate of pegs.

GrumperDem's avatar

I’m pretty sure he’s gonna run in 28’ and I’m a fan.

August 14, 2026 at 11:19 am EDT By Taegan Goddard 32 Comments

“Sen. Mark Kelly (D-AZ) blasted President Trump on Thursday for ordering the U.S. Navy to revert to older catapult systems on its aircraft carriers, arguing the change would be costly while questioning Trump’s qualifications to make such a call,” NewsNation reports.

Said Kelly: “He’s a marginally failed real estate developer with multiple bankruptcies. He shouldn’t be weighing in on systems, on aircraft carriers.”

Parakeetist's avatar

OT:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cw-gWAXL1a0

"No, it's not this one you want. It's the next one, two blocks over."

Goats are told to get off the bus in Portland, Oregon.

Hops: grrr mad's avatar

Exact change or GTFO.

Mr Beeep's avatar

Before or after they ate the seats?

EyeQueue's avatar

SQUEE!!!!!!!!!!!! I love goats.

I took care of a goat for a time when I was a child and I loved her. I named her "Gertrude."

42tontom's avatar

‘Goatrude’ was right there!