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Even my canary refuses to shit on this debased rag.

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[Self-redacted, though I shouldn't have had to]

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Just burn it. Don't worry about the store that would sell it.

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His temperature is above room level.

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I'd love to be alone with him and a belt sander. 5 grit.

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Pretty much all that history will remember.

Bebecca's avatar

When soldiers and law enforcement comes up to her, you know, she wants to treat them greatBecause that's the kind of patriot our Hopey girl is....

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We have more Catholics in our courts than they do.

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Gorsuch and his mother are proof that you can get pregnant through anal sex. But(t) you get lawyers, every time.

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Maybe shuffle off first and perp-drag him to the grave.

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Race to the bottom this week between Drs. Conley and Jackson.

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Back in the old McCarthy v Kennedy days, the rap on Bobby (Sr.) was "ruthless," and "opportunistic." I was a 16 yr. old Bobby dude, and was all "like, whatever." We'll never know, he died (was assassinated) young. But his son is nuts!!!

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INCORRECT! They will also remember him being such a fuckup that they had to change the rules for the later debates.