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Yellow.

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Second?

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Even my canary refuses to shit on this debased rag.

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[Self-redacted, though I shouldn't have had to]

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Just burn it. Don't worry about the store that would sell it.

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His temperature is above room level.

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Worth a try.

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I'd love to be alone with him and a belt sander. 5 grit.

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Pretty much all that history will remember.

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When soldiers and law enforcement comes up to her, you know, she wants to treat them greatBecause that's the kind of patriot our Hopey girl is....

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We have more Catholics in our courts than they do.

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Gorsuch and his mother are proof that you can get pregnant through anal sex. But(t) you get lawyers, every time.

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Maybe shuffle off first and perp-drag him to the grave.

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Race to the bottom this week between Drs. Conley and Jackson.

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Back in the old McCarthy v Kennedy days, the rap on Bobby (Sr.) was "ruthless," and "opportunistic." I was a 16 yr. old Bobby dude, and was all "like, whatever." We'll never know, he died (was assassinated) young. But his son is nuts!!!

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INCORRECT! They will also remember him being such a fuckup that they had to change the rules for the later debates.

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