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Hooker P Tape skipping dipshit's avatar

"Trump doubled down on Truth Social last night, when he should have been sleeping,"

Trump untruths during prime day time hours, Moscow time. That's when he checks in with his handler.

Angryoldman's avatar

"Back in his day it was just a nickel to go to the picture show" Back in the day we called nickels bees so someone would say, 'give me five bees' for this quarter.

Let me sum up's avatar

Per wonkette community guidelines, I believe Chuck Grassley is the oldest man who ever lived.

FIFY

Antifa Commander's avatar

I’m trying to keep the language nice and clear, they don’t use that term “son of a gun” they use another term

Yes, why just the other day, I saw a supercut of all the times Jimmy Cagney and Edward G. Robinson said "motherfucker" in gangster movies. It was a lot!

I mean, sure they *sounded* like Samuel L. Jackson. But really it was them.

eppe's avatar

Has the possibility that Comey was only thinking of promoting Trump to Maxwell Smart's long vacant position in CONTROL not been considered.

dental floss tycoon's avatar

would you believe …

John Ranta's avatar

23 skidoos is a lot of snowmobiles. Just saying…

RRJKR's avatar

The Cat's meow!

Mavenmaven's avatar

I think reviving old slang is swell, but using it in this way is lousy.

(A childhood memory finally becoming useful!)

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C6BI0SZgvnU

Ellen_D, domestic terrorist's avatar

Speaking as someone who waited tables in the 70's and 80's .... we used '86' to mean "we're all out of that."

I never once heard it used as a death threat.

RRJKR's avatar

Same here, heard most frequently during the breakfast rush. By 9:00AM it was usually "86 on the home fires"

cmd Human Scum's avatar

I loved when they 86'd toast, because we had to do our own toast and it was a pain. Unfortunately, it was more often 86 biscuits, because they tasted better, but you could just plop them on the plate.

I Stedman's avatar

Incidentally, another President who couldn't tell the difference between reality and movies (and who really should have known!) was Ronald Reagan, who, after inauguration, was being shown around the White House, asked to see the "War Room", and had to be gently reminded that the film 'Dr. Strangelove' was, in fact, fiction, and that there was no "War Room".

And that was at the beginning of his first term - from a guy who was not only a professional film actor, but also President of the Screen Actors' Guild (A union, by the way) and might have gathered some idea of 'movie magic' along the way. Not later after his own brain went all mushy.

There wasn't even a 'big board'. *sigh*.

illmetbymoonlight's avatar

"Eighty-Sixed" is a novel about gay men during the early years of the AIDS epidemic. AIDS made them all disappear/vanish. That's what 86 means, not assassinate.

Sandi Dunphy's avatar

"And his brain is expired." What perfection of phrase.

John Ranta's avatar

I think Trump’s brain runs on Windows 3.0.

Richard S's avatar

Has anyone asked Comey what he's got against Tom Glavine, who wore that number for the entirety of his major league baseball career?

https://www.baseball-reference.com/players/g/glavito02.shtml

Kathnc's avatar

I remember my Vietnam-era sailor husband telling me back then that to 86 something meant to shitcan it. That's how I've used the phrase since.

EyeQueue's avatar

Yep. They also use that in kitchens of restaurants.

Cincinnatus's avatar

Comey wanted to feed Trump to a Carnivorous Plant!

Wikiquote (Little Shop of Horrors):

Audrey II: [asking Seymour what he wants] "Money? Girls? One par-ticu-lar girl! How 'bout that Aaaaauuuudrey? Think it over! There must be someone you can 86 real quiet-like, and get me some LUNCH!!!"

https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Little_Shop_of_Horrors_(film)

Fifth Dentist's avatar

My wife told me to "take Muffin for a ride."

How was I supposed to know she didn't mean to kill the dog and dump her body in the river?