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Sheila Montoya's avatar

I thought 86 is what happens when you get off from alcohol at a bar.

somebeanz's avatar

The day will come when trump shits his pants ON CAMERA and no frantic editing or photoshopping can erase the sight and smell. Those diapers have a limit, you know.

Davie Smirnoff's avatar

Why they treat all that he says like it’s just a point of view! It’s terribly wild

JenTheFriend's avatar

What does he think "six seven" means?

Led Tassle's avatar

I turn to an even older man than this one for the conclusive explanation: Mel Brooks, who numbered his bumbling CONTROL Agent "86" for the number's restaurant connection:

"I came up with using the number 86 because when I worked as a busboy whenever we were out of something that was ordered, somebody in the kitchen would yell, 'Eighty-six on the rye bread, eighty-six on the cream cheese, and eighty-six pickled herring.' Which was restaurant shorthand for 'we're out of it.' At critical moments in the story, sometimes Max was completely out of brains. So I thought that '86' was an apt number for him." (All About Me, p. 150.)

Donald NotSoSmart must like that show, since in his confusion over Ukraine and Iran the other day he told the mullahs they had better "get smart soon."

Sorry about that.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

When they "accidently" hit the Iranian girl's school, Pete Hegseth is reported to have said, "Missed it by that much."

Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. My late mother knew some restaurant lingo because Younger Sister waitered her way through chiropractic school at a seafood place. 86 has for decades meant "we're out of that," and our mother HATED being old and feeble. Thus she managed to die at 85 years of age, far younger than that born-old Thing in the Offal Office.

chev_chelios's avatar

.....the chump must 'surely' know the difference...."Don't call me Shirley".....

OrdinaryJoe's avatar

89 is 68 upside down.

Hank Napkin's avatar

GROUND CONTROL TO MAJOR DON

"I would have had no trouble making it. I'm physically very, very good," -- Donald Trump to the Artemis II crew.

"M"'s avatar

I don’t know how those darling astronauts kept straight faces

Jessica's avatar

Self discipline, a concept unknown to DJT

"M"'s avatar

Oh, we know he doesn't have any

I was just wondering if any decently principled person who hadn't gone through astronaut training could manage it

Hank Napkin's avatar

His farts have that effect…

Leslie Stem's avatar

It's kind of sad when you think about it: Trump has spent his entire adult life in a cloistered world of high rises, golf courses, clubs, boardrooms, hotels, casinos and palaces. Anything else he has had to experience vicariously through movies and TV. Real life is like a fantasy world to him while he lives in what is a fantasy world to the rest of us.

Kay Ducky's avatar

I'd love for someone to ask Trump about a "deep state" in a government agency that is refusing to comply with a law that he, himself, signed - and then, after his pout-rage, tell him that it was for releasing all of the Trump-Epstein files.

feralboy12's avatar

Had Comey really meant Trump harm, he would have used the word "moiderize."

Pig Bodine's avatar

Trump: Next, you're going to try to tell me that a friend of the cousin of my friend from Paris didn't wake up in a tub of ice with one of his kidney missing.

Jeanne Norris Neal's avatar

As a septuagenarian, proud owner of an 8645 tee shirt, and the creator, last year, of my own 8647 sign ( no help from Soros), should I worry that now instead of thinking about impeachment and conviction when I see those numbers, I'm now, for the first time, guilty of having the terms, " concrete overshoes" and " sleeping with the fishes"

immediately spring to mind.

eo's avatar

Watch out: someone might take you for a ride.

Ed Colman's avatar

The term “86“ actually originated in the days of the railroad. Operators would telegraph 86 to indicate that they could not fulfill a particular request for railroad cars. That moved over into the soda fountain lingo, which was extensive and obscure, to indicate that they were out of a particular item. For example, 86 fried chicken, meant we don’t have fried chicken anymore. To “86” Someone meant to eject them. Just so we’re clear.

Vic's avatar

Truth? Reality? History? Logic?

You must be a dang LUBral.

Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

The comments are great. Every one of them believes Gavin Newsom is unfit for office because he pulls stunts like this.

Littorally Speaking's avatar

Consider the platform ... (Musk’s Nazi Incubation Machine)

Not that I want him running for President, but as long as he’s trolling Shitler it’s an “enemy of my enemy” situation.

Vic's avatar

Makes at least as much sense as Tiny Hand's mug shot on the passports of the dumbest Americans.

Newsom has a sense of humor, unlike any Republican ever.

Kay Ducky's avatar

The state bird is now an oily pelican?