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Sort of like when Letterman would be in the middle of his monologue and then say "well, goodnight everybody! "

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This interesting, wonder if anyone who could do something will do anything. For mental health workers to make such a public statement speaks to how dangerous this situation has gotten. "Psychiatrists and counselors host a dozen town halls citing ‘a duty to warn’ of Trump’s mental fitness as president" https://www.rawstory.com/20...

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That's it next he's going to whip his dick out, I just know it.

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Don't forget to bring your red-cup Satan coffee. https://uploads.disquscdn.c...

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See this just solidifies my opinion that president shit eater doesnt understand the whole "American territory" thingy. . . Because he is a fucking moron who I literally cannot listen to the voice of because it stresses me out so much that blood comes out of my nose if I'm not already drunk.

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Just Stetsons because real ones are expensive .

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They are trying to hide their baldness. And what you said, of course.

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The White House is not an “ adult day care” facility, as Senator Corker alleged. It’s an unlicensed Altziemers Unit of a nursing home.

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Hood River vodka is too good* for him (it's not Russian but uhhhhhhh, we have a lot of Russians in Oregon?).

*it's really awful

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Trump also issued an executive order weakening Obamacare on Thursday, because he is a weak, thin-skinned pussy who wakes up in the morning crying about how Barack Obama hurt his feelings a whole bunch of times. That’s literally the only reason for any of his “policy positions,” to use the phrase loosely.I'm sitting here watching the rebroadcast of MSNBC's evening shows, and Ali Velshi is in for Lawrence O'Donnell holding a roundtable discussion about this very thing, as if it's some incredible new insight. I was starting to wonder if I'd fallen into a time warp that had thrown me back 6 or 8 months in time, but I guess it was just them being dense.

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I think Trump is going to have to do something catastrophic, in order to trigger action by the Repubs in charge, if it were to happen before Mueller eviscerates him.

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Trump's cabinet is half smart rich aholes who are terrified of him, and half dumb rich aholes who are terrified of him. They'll never 25th him.

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Yes. We've endured this substitute teacher long enough, and he's hitting on the girls in class. We want a real teacher again.

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He projects the appearance of strength but accomplishes little, because he is always unprepared, doesn't work well with others, and is generally just a selfish egotist.

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Even lies about his lunch dates.

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