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Per Reuters:

"WHAT WAS THE IRAN PRISONER SWAP DEAL?

In August, details were made public of a complicated agreement that President Joe Biden approved. Five U.S. citizens detained by Tehran were allowed to leave the country in exchange for the transfer of $6 billion in Iranian funds that had been frozen in South Korea. At the same time, five Iranians held in the United States were allowed to leave.

WHAT WAS THE $6 BILLION?

The $6 billion was Iranian money that had been frozen in South Korean banks. After Washington, under former President Donald Trump, placed a total ban on Iran’s oil exports and sanctions on its banking sector in 2019, these Iranian oil revenues were blocked in Seoul.

WHERE IS THE $6 BILLION NOW?

The funds were not dispersed to Iran. Qatar's central bank is overseeing the funds, which are still in Doha.

"The facts are these — no U.S. taxpayer dollars were involved," Blinken told CNN's "State of the Union" on Sunday. "These were Iranian resources that Iran had accumulated from the sale of its oil that were stuck in a bank in South Korea."

Under the terms of the Iran prisoner deal, the money can only be used for humanitarian-related purposes, including purchasing food or other goods outside Iran for import, U.S. officials said."

https://www.reuters.com/world/middle-east/iran-prisoner-swap-6-billion-spotlight-after-hamas-attacks-israel-2023-10-09/#:~:text=WHAT%20WAS%20THE%20IRAN%20PRISONER,been%20frozen%20in%20South%20Korea.

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AboveTheGrayFog's avatar

Until Trump is roasting in hell (if it actually exists and is in fact a lake of fire), only then will he have a hotter body than Biden.

But not before that.

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PaulDietzel's avatar

But if it's a "Lake Of Fire" wouldn't it be boiled in hell rather than roasted?

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Tessie's avatar

Joe would stomp a mudhole in that PAB... JUST LIKE HE DID IN THE 2020 ELECTION.

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Tessie's avatar

"You think you are a real dictator?” Mugabe asks. “I will rip out your spine and drink from your skull! You cannot even walk down stairs, you little white bitch! Don’t you ever call Zimbabwe again!”

Go to 1:50:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTLHRTb3AAQ&ab_channel=TheMajorityReportw%2FSamSeder

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

I've heard unconfirmed reports that executing General Milley is now a plank in the Republican Party Platform.

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Coffee and Chaos's avatar

Really, I don't want to see either of those two nekkid and comparing bodies, even though I love me some Joe Biden

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Demodocus's avatar

Granddad bod is even hotter than Dad bod, doncha know.

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🕊️ ꕷꖹꕷꗍ ♌'s avatar

How many MAGAts threw their underpants at him? Who do they think he is, Tom Jones?

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Anti-Social Socialist's avatar

~~ "It's not unusual to be loathed by anyone." ~~

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John Thorstensen's avatar

It's not unusual for them to think so.

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Tessie's avatar

“THE HORRIBLE ATTACK ON ISRAEL, MUCH LIKE THE ATTACK ON UKRAINE, WOULD NEVER HAVE HAPPENED IF I WERE PRESIDENT... unlike the attack on the Capitol... Oh, crap, I should not have said that part out loud..."

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TexasCatHag's avatar

Which shithole Iowa town did he stink up? Water Closet? Sewer City? Cedar Crapids? Also OT - Meidas Touch podcasts now have a maga jesus college among their sponsors. Hmmm.

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VogonPoeticLicense's avatar

While Occam's might apply to his legal thrusts

Hanlon's razor better explains TFG in toto

Seems obvious that Wonkette needs a razor.

What could it be?

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Furiouser and Furiouser's avatar

Trump et al would prefer babies are old enough to go to school before allowing them to be executed. You know, with guns.

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Maybe's avatar

"It" certainly didn't happen to Crimea when trump was president because he instantly caved and gave Putin what he wanted.

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Maybe's avatar

If trump does have a hotter body than Biden, the body is hidden somewhere in a freezer or bathroom.

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Chino Cherokee's avatar

GAH I CANNOT STAND IT ANYMORE!!!!!!

I can't take him NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!1!!!!!!

FUCK OFF YOU DEMENTED ORANGE FUCK!!!!!1 NOOOoooooo!!!!1!!!!!!!!!

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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan. I feel great and want to stay that way, so no video for me. I feel sorry for anyone who ever has to see PAB's body. Shudder.

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Demodocus's avatar

Even if they're very well paid

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Grindstone, Sister FoulMouth's avatar

In 2015, 2016, the media amplifying this guy to the detriment of all others was a pretty heavy thumb on the scales. Now, it really seems like poking fun at a dementia patient.

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Maureen's avatar

he didn't say what he'd go down on....

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