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I'd make a joke about his mom also telling him he's the prettiest, except nah, I don't think even his mother cared enough to stroke his needy, needy ego. What a damaged fucking loser he is.

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I’m bone tired. He needs to stop being covered in the media like he’s a normal presidential candidate. He’s not. He’s a walking id. A national security nightmare swathed in Depends, hopped up on Adderall, slathered in cheap bronzer, and topped off with the same horrifyingly ugly hairstyle he’s had for over 50 years. He’s not normal. The world is a seriously fucked up place right now and it’s not made any better with this evil, extravagantly stupid piece of shit shambling around trying to literally wrest the steering wheel back in the car he almost crashed into a brick wall last time. His candidacy is, without exaggeration, an existential threat to not just the country, but the whole fucking world, and treating it like it’s not, is just, well, to quote another pos, “irresponsible.”

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