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Nu Mil 3 Design's avatar

I'm pretty sure Don Jr.'s ignorance and stupidity is a product of genetics and environment.

Manhattan123's avatar

And the look is courtesy of the Patrick Bateman line of "American Pyscho Hair Gel for Men."

Ducksworthy's avatar

Somebody came up with the idea of naming that San Andreas thingie Obama's Fault.

rtpoeman's avatar

"I'm not guilty of robbery because you forgot to lock the safe!"

puredog's avatar

That "Mr. Handie" reference is taking us perilously close to the Brain Bleach threshold.

bluicebank's avatar

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If not yet posted below, Junior now gets actual Time cover, unlike daddy's fake one:

Serai 1's avatar

So his sins aren't really that serious?

Serai 1's avatar

Nah, I've known plenty of children exactly like him.

Ms.Moon's avatar

Lex Luthor was actually completely fine with his bald head and was sexy while doing it too.

ThePuckStopsHere's avatar

I think that's Kids Rock who either snuck back in or never left.

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I supplied some just above (or below, if you're using the "Oldest First" format).

Cletus Safari backs Ukraine's avatar

I get the point, but we only nuked two major cities.

Terri S's avatar

Slut Camp, wait...why was I not informed that we have a Slut Camp?

Pierre_de_Fermat's avatar

David Frum:

There’s a strain of Trump thinking in which Obama will always be the real president. Why didn’t he save Trump from colluding with Russia? https://t.co/RxEzydY7Hl

— David Frum (@davidfrum) July 13, 2017<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widget..." charset="utf-8"></script>

Peripatetic Poltroon's avatar

You may rest assured that all the Merry-Christmas-sayers will be remembered. Once the political tides have turned, we will come for them first.