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I'm pretty sure Don Jr.'s ignorance and stupidity is a product of genetics and environment.

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And the look is courtesy of the Patrick Bateman line of "American Pyscho Hair Gel for Men."

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Somebody came up with the idea of naming that San Andreas thingie Obama's Fault.

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"I'm not guilty of robbery because you forgot to lock the safe!"

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That "Mr. Handie" reference is taking us perilously close to the Brain Bleach threshold.

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If not yet posted below, Junior now gets actual Time cover, unlike daddy's fake one:

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So his sins aren't really that serious?

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Nah, I've known plenty of children exactly like him.

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Lex Luthor was actually completely fine with his bald head and was sexy while doing it too.

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I think that's Kids Rock who either snuck back in or never left.

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Did you HAVE to use the CJ expression?

http://i.imgur.com/SSa9QpW.jpg

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I supplied some just above (or below, if you're using the "Oldest First" format).

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I get the point, but we only nuked two major cities.

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Slut Camp, wait...why was I not informed that we have a Slut Camp?

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David Frum:

There’s a strain of Trump thinking in which Obama will always be the real president. Why didn’t he save Trump from colluding with Russia? https://t.co/RxEzydY7Hl

— David Frum (@davidfrum) July 13, 2017<script async="" src="//platform.twitter.com/widget..." charset="utf-8"></script>

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You may rest assured that all the Merry-Christmas-sayers will be remembered. Once the political tides have turned, we will come for them first.

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