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Zyxomma's avatar

Ta, Evan.

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BlueSpot's avatar

She agreed to become Trump's lawyer even though so many of his previous lawyers have either not been paid, have lost their ability to practice law, or have gone to jail, or all of the above. How much more stupider can you get?

At least a jailhouse lawyer gets paid in soups, and doesn't have to worry about going to jail.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Trump's new J6 lawyer is also representing two of Trump's former lawyers with separate legal problems brought about by representing Trump.

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Paytheline's avatar

Why does Habba look like an avatar from a 90’s video game ?

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GrannysKnitting's avatar

i read this as a confession that she is super attracted to click bait

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diogenez's avatar

Wait - she's a lawyer? Who works for Donald Trump??

How does she expect ANYONE to take her seriously???

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satch's avatar

"Like the joke lawyer she is, she truly and utterly fails to even try to argue her case."

What case? She HAS no case. All she has is media performance art

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Mx.le Maerin's Luxury Comedy's avatar

Performance art libels!

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Headlines are done for election interference. Watch.

I wonder if she had a problem with,

“Email investigation reopened!”

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Trux Mint In Box's avatar

Sorry Alina but cheek fillers aren’t always a good idea. Also there’s this thing called sunlight. Ask around

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Bruce's avatar

Well that's IT! I am MOST definitely NOT voting for Hunter Biden in '24!

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Bupkus231's avatar

"OK, halfwit."

That's several orders of magnitude too large to apply to Habba's "intellect"

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Appalachian in Thailand's avatar

The header picture makes her look like a confused Squirrel.

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goCatgo's avatar

Boy, those Georgia folks are sure sensitive about 'Lanta.

Can't a Yankee billionaire complement their city?

"Nice liddle town ya got here! Be a real shame if sumptin were to happen to it!"

Is all he said. And they go and call it 'Racketeering.'

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

TBF, the last time a Yankee said that about the town, things didn't work out so well.

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H-Bob's avatar

Why wouldn't they be pissed off at some carpetbagger in Florida?

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OneYieldRegular's avatar

"Isn't it interesting that every year when there's a Super Bowl the media sites start to write about football? I find that very interesting."

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42tontom's avatar

They even write headlines about it, if you can believe THAT

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Querolous's avatar

And every year they talk up New Years like it never happened before!

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Lemonhead's avatar

Always, always projection...distracting headlines was the entire media "strategy" of the previous administration

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Coleman's avatar

and is the current strategy of the entire GOP

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Caepan's avatar

Hay, it worked for Dubya and their phony "terrorism threat level" color chart that would suddenly jump to orange "high" alert as soon as there was embarrassing news for their administration.

Tom Ridge, the first Director of Homeland Security*, admitted in his memoirs that it was all faked for political advantage, then claimed he misquoted himself.

* One of the first, but not the last, examples of totalitarian language from that administration.

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Tetman Callis's avatar

"SHE COULD HAVE LOOKED IT UP ON FUCKING WONKETTE."

And Wonkette wins the Intenet for the day. Again. Where do they put all the trophies, there must be so many.

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Daniel O'Riordan's avatar

Why do you think the Editrix had to buy a mansion?

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David N. Brown's avatar

Something I keep ranting, what actually happened with the Hunter Biden "scandal" was that the mainstream media DID NOT CARE. It was a marketing failure, pure and simple, and griping about it now is like presenting why the Edsel wasn't actually a bad car.

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carovee's avatar

The media knew it wasn't a real scandal and with all the real scandals going on there was just no point in flogging this particularly stupidly manufactured one.

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David N. Brown's avatar

That's where I go off on my own longer rants. By any rational frame of reference, there was at least more to the Biden/ Ukraine misadventures than there ever was to "emailgate", but the latter already established that these things are not driven by reason or even self interest.

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